Never Mind The B*llocks

1st October 2020 | Never Mind The B*llocks

United v Spurs. Tasty and salty.

Match Review, innit mate

30th September 2020 | Never Mind The B*llocks

5-4 on pens, you’ll never sing that

Ye Old Fighting Cock match-report for ye olde London derby cup game

30th September 2020 | Never Mind The B*llocks

Spurs dump (lol) Chelsea out the cup

The most defining moment of the game for me (and for everyone) was being able to celebrate Lamela’s goal without VAR asking you to pause and wait for two minutes. Liberating!

28th September 2020 | Never Mind The B*llocks

Dier handball decision costs Spurs

Match Report Tottenham 1 - Newcastle 1

25th September 2020 | Never Mind The B*llocks

Me, Myself, and Tottenham

It’s funny looking back now, the last thing you’d likely recommend someone suffering from a mental-health illness do is watch 4 hours of Tottenham each week, but there I was.

25th September 2020 | Never Mind The B*llocks

Notes on Stoicism

A pal of mine said to me that watching Spurs off the pitch has been a lot more entertaining than watching them on it. Up to the second half at Southampton, I’d say there was some truth to that.

22nd September 2020 | Never Mind The B*llocks

The Curious Conundrum of Ben Davies

His position in the first team was immediately stunted by Poch’s admission that he was brought in as “cover” for Rose. If we’re being totally honest, that has largely been Davies’ role for Spurs ever since his transfer.

20th September 2020 | Never Mind The B*llocks

Son shines, Kane sparkles

Both sides looked vulnerable at the back, and it was a day where attackers shined while defenders shrivelled.