Never Mind The B*llocks

18th November 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, Think Piece

Our Fig Tree

Will that be this team’s legacy, then? Glorious failure? Some would argue, with justification, that this period will always be tinged with regret, and bemoan an unfulfilled potential. Personally? I think that’s just b******s.

14th November 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, Think Piece

End of the party

The mood music seems to have gathered pace and multiplied exponentially in the intervening months bringing us to the here and now. Dig a little deeper and the jury shouldn’t be out too long.

13th November 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, Think Piece

The Rose of Tottenham

The club let us down and they let down its playing staff. In moments when the club should’ve been brave, for one reason or another they weren’t. They allowed us to stagnate, but Rose isn’t like that. He had something to say.

12th November 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, Think Piece

The Wait

I always find the concept of blame an opaque thing, if every problem in football was as simple as blaming a manager for everything it would be to miss the whole picture.

11th November 2019 | Match Review, Never Mind The B*llocks

Sheffield united, Tottenham divided

We've got to the point where every VAR decision looks like the Zapruder film being dissected by The Lone Gun Men attempting to figure out the trajectory of the magic bullet.

5th November 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, Think Piece

Audere est Facere and the infinite sadness

The end result of the past five seasons is that we’ve hit the brick wall. The prominent question is whether we have enough to climb over it. Gonna need a bigger ladder.

30th October 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, Think Piece

Testing times

I still believe that Pochettino wants to fix things and is capable of doing so. After-all, this is his first seriously difficult period since he arrived at Spurs. But as far as players go then yes, we need to move on from a few and I suspect you all know who they are.

24th October 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, Think Piece

Mr Levy, I’m not ready for my close up

There’s evidence to suggest that all we’re going to be showcasing is the very worst of an evolving football team – the dying lights of players losing the ability and will to perform at the highest level, but before the new generation can be sworn in.