Never Mind The B*llocks

2nd October 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, Think Piece

Under the lights

Losing football matches is a regular occurrence, but a capitulation is warning that something is fundamentally flawed

30th September 2019 | Five Statements, Never Mind The B*llocks, Top Reads

Are you high? Give me five

Five Statements. Have your say on the main talking points from our weekend game.

30th September 2019 | Match Review, Never Mind The B*llocks

Poch has got this

We displayed an impressive mentality considering how fragile we’ve been. So that mettle is testament to the teams unity. You know, because according to some, Poch has lost the dressing room.

23rd September 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks, The Monday Hangover

Take it out back, bullet in the head

There's no doubt about it. We're in a state of flux. It's a mess if you dare to compare it to the benchmark we've set ourselves.

23rd September 2019 | Never Mind The B*llocks

Never mind the click-bait

It's pocket-sized reactionary blogging with the occasional super-rant chucked in for good measure.

31st August 2019 | Blog, Never Mind The B*llocks


The perception towards him in his maiden PL season throughout social media was harsh, with Trippier receiving considerably more praise.

29th August 2019 | Blog, Never Mind The B*llocks

Reasons to be cheerful

One loss is all it took for conspiracies of major breakdowns behind-the-scenes and for Davinson Sanchez’s career to be cancelled. One loss to lose faith in the magic man at the helm.

27th August 2019 | Blog, Never Mind The B*llocks

If I was a footballer, my name would be Michel Vorm

My fondest memory of Vorm will always be that Liverpool 1-1 draw in 2016, where he kept us in the match as Coutinho threatened to run riot.