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My pet hate is people saying ‘obviously ‘!
Clearly
Any thoughts on the best way of getting an uneaten round of cheese & cucumber into the live screening?
Ok, I’ll bite ...
Caerphilly?
Me too. But I’m almost certain I’ve made the exact same joke before on here. What edam idiot I am.It's been a while. I've missed the cheese puns.
Briehave yourselves. I'm in a pickle here and you're not exactly being extra mature, are you?
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Strong candidate for best cheese in the universe right now is this 'Maida Vale' actually from Guernsey.Talking of Cheese, Lidl's Scottish Chedder is superb.
As you were
Haha never heard cheese described as 'soggy', fair play I wouldn't want that eitherI'm not into the soggy variety.I like a Cheese you can cut lumps of and eat
It's also known as 'French cheese'. It dribbles out of your sandwich, falls on your jeans and smells like a tart's arsehole.Haha never heard cheese described as 'soggy', fair play I wouldn't want that either
Do you like Marmite? Goes great in a Cheese sarnie.It's also known as 'French cheese'. It dribbles out of your sandwich, falls on your jeans and smells like a tart's arsehole.
You want to get better female company pal.It's also known as 'French cheese'. It dribbles out of your sandwich, falls on your jeans and smells like a tart's arsehole.
Prison walletI've only just seen the signs that've been staring me in the face for weeks.
Sandwich gets into stadium - we win 3-1.
Sandwich gets confiscated - we lose 0-1.
The sandwich MUST GET THROUGH.