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Ex-Spurs Player Harry Kane

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MJ a very famous sportsmen from the US who has nothing to do with football - no surprise at all that NDomBellEnd, who also seems to know nothing about football, would use that image to laugh at himself on a football forum. You go for it ...............

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All those goals against Pacos, Mura and relegation level opposition yet Kane's legacy at this present time is the guy that got a free ride into the CL final, and ultimately took Lucas Moura's spot.

And also the guy that tried to force a move away from Tottenham only to get rejected by Pep, the oil barons, and everyone else out there.

Actually, I change my mind, Vardy might be out of Kane's league. He's actually got some silverware with an inferior side. Jiminez might be the closest comp at this moment in time.
Straws clutching - must try not to look a complete idiot - sorry to say it NDomBellEnd but it's too late you already look a complete idiot - Kane is shit - words to carve on your tombstone.
 
Narrative #6 of the Kane Cult:

The reason why Kane can't score against the big 4 teams is because the Spurs don't have enough of the ball and don't create enough chances.

The fact that Jiminez, Richarlson, Calvert Lewin, and Aubameyang have more goals than Kane against big 4 sides just means that they play on better teams than Kane. Wolves, Everton and Woolwich are all superior than Spurs.

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Narrative #7 of the Kane Cult:

Harry Kane has carried shit teammates for years. It's amazing how many goals he's scored against Pacos, Mura and relegation level opposition for years given how bad his teammates have been.

If we play well, win or go to the Champions League final without Kane, it is purely due to luck or a fluke because of how shit his teammates are. If the sample size is over a 3.5+ year span with over 35+ games without Kane, then the statistics are irrelevant and must be disregarded.


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;) so by ignoring the point made and making a pathetic attempt at what humour? you pretty much admit you were talking shit.
What’s wrong with humour?
What’s wrong with not being a poisonous vitriolic snake?
Me, Ndom, Tyler and Raum have had heated debate, laughs, agrees, disagrees and likes during this.

Then there’s you and Mick and Goat etc going around like a bunch of fucking hysterical Taliban leaders about the whole thing. Fucking relax a bit Jesus


I addressed your point, it doesn’t stand up though.
You seem to think that if Drogba and VP have a low shot accuracy, then Kane must have a high shot accuracy.
My logic simply says that all three had a low low shot accuracy.

I will never, ever feel that taking 188 shots to score 29 goals (Drogba) is not low.
He was still world class though as he had other attributes that Kane doesn’t.

His shooting was still flawed though.

20 people have 20 quid.
5 people have 5 quid.

Calculating the total average sum doesn’t mean those five have more money.

One of those five people doesn’t have more than five quid, just “ because some others also have a fiver”
 
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What’s wrong with humour?
What’s wrong with not being a poisonous vitriolic snake?
Me, Ndom, Tyler and Raum have had heated debate, laughs, agrees, disagrees and likes during this.

Then there’s you and Mick and Goat etc going around like a bunch of fucking hysterical Taliban leaders about the whole thing. Fucking relax a bit Jesus


I addressed your point, it doesn’t stand up though.
You seem to think that if Drogba and VP have a low shot accuracy, then Kane must have a high shot accuracy.
My logic simply says that all three had a low low shot accuracy.

I will never, ever feel that taking 188 shots to score 29 goals (Drogba) is not low.
He was still world class though as he had other attributes that Kane doesn’t.

His shooting was still flawed though.

20 people have 20 quid.
5 people have 5 quid.

Calculating the total average sum doesn’t mean those five have more money.

One of those five people doesn’t have more than five quid, just “ because some others also have a fiver”

What - go back to bed Sammy, this is pure nonsense what are you even trying to say here? Footballers with more money are better? what?

20 people have 20 quid.
5 people have 5 quid.

Calculating the total average sum doesn’t mean those five have more money.


That last line makes no sense at all

If you want the average it's 425 / 25 - so 17 quid .... therefore those with 20 quid are above average .... just like Kane is above average when it comes to shot accuracy ... was that your point?

 
And Carlos Vinicius scored 10 goals in 22 apps as a back up to Kane. His goals per app ratio wasn’t much far off than Kane. But I assume we have to use the argument that he scored most of his goals against shitty Europa league sides right?

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It’s not an argument, it’s fact. Vin was laughable in the PL, completely ineffective. You raise some good points re: drop off of Kane’s athleticism yet cloud it with this utter drivel. Went four of those goals against Marine? I played in the division below them in my 30’s.
 
That last line makes no sense at all
Well it’s an exact parallel of what you’re saying about Kane’s shot accuracy.


If you want the average it's 425 / 25 - so 17 quid .... therefore those with 20 quid are above average .... just like Kane is above average when it comes to shot accuracy ... was that your point?

Do they have 17 quid or 20 quid though?
Oh that’s right, 20.

Just like when Kane has a seasonal shot accuracy of 39%, it doesn’t become higher just because Drogba also had a low shot accuracy

But I’ve made my point, stop asking me to repeat myself and then moan about me repeating my self
 
Well it’s an exact parallel of what you’re saying about Kane’s shot accuracy.




Do they have 17 quid or 20 quid though?
Oh that’s right, 20.

Just like when Kane has a seasonal shot accuracy of 39%, it doesn’t become higher just because Drogba also had a low shot accuracy

But I’ve made my point, stop asking me to repeat myself and then moan about me repeating my self

The only person you've made your point too is you .... nobody else has a clue what your babbling on about ...

If the shooting accuracy in the EPL is 34% and Kane is 39% ergo he's above average .... it's really not a debate it's a fact, no amount of babbling from you will change that.
 
And as I’ve explained you can’t compare Kane to a whole league

Let me have a go with your logic -

Kane scored the most goals came first and won the golden boot - but - Kane's shooting accuracy was lower than a player with less goals, so Kane wasn't really the best.

let me try -

In 2021 Liverpool got the most points came first and won the title - but - Liverpool's goal difference was lower than a team who finished with less points than them, so Liverpool weren't really the best.

Is that how your bizzare logic works .... have I nailed it?
 
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I like this game - how about this one Sammy

Cristiano Ronaldo has a shooting accuracy of 38.1% - Jesse Lingard has a shooting accuracy of 43.2%

Should Ronaldo therefore be benched for Lingard? you could be onto something here ......
 
Kane scored the most goals came first and won the golden boot - but - Kane's shooting accuracy was lower than a player with less goals, so Kane wasn't really the best.
Or.
Kane scores more than everyone else because he shoots more than everyone else

Other players shoot lots, but have other attributes that make them world class

Others shoot less than Kane but lack certain attributes which make them poor players

Kane is neither world class or poor.
He’s often poor. He’s often average. He’s rarely world class but can be.

Having a low shot accuracy isn’t why he isn’t word class. It’s one flaw of many he has.

Again. He scores lots and lots.
He shoots lots and lots and lots and lots.
 
I like this game - how about this one Sammy

Cristiano Ronaldo has a shooting accuracy of 38.1% - Jesse Lingard has a shooting accuracy of 43.2%

Should Ronaldo therefore be benched for Lingard? you could be onto something here ......
No because Ronaldo is world class. He still has a low shot accuracy accuracy though.

See how this works?

How many goals do you think Kane would score if he took 70 shots last season and not 137?
Still 23? Haha
 
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