January 2022 - Transfer Window

[iz futbal]

We 100% need players in but they haven’t played a role this season. So it doesn’t matter if they go.

Well we'd have dropped 2 points vs Newcastle if ndombele hadnt scored then and lost vs Liverpool if he hadnt assisted . So 3 points in total.
Dele scored the only goal vs wolves. So affects 2 points as well.
Locelso hasnt done anything that affects the scores at all.

Still 5 points is 5 points.

Not like Winks or Skipp would have scored or assisted much. They have 1 league assist between them all season. We do need to replace the first 3 if they leave. The leftover CMs skipp , winks and peh are obviously not good enough.

 

[Matt1882]

Yep but not all none of those will happen this window….

Fixed.

 

[ValenciaYid]

Fixed.

I know you’d like that but….will tomorrow be Traore Tuesday

 

[cretinousgoat]

I know you’d like that but….will tomorrow be Traore Tuesday

My prediction this window is:

OUT
Ndombele
Lo Celso
Dele

IN:
Traore
Amrabat

Possibly an out of the blue third signing, but not something I'll hold my breathe for.

 

[iz futbal]

His behaviour in trying to get cheap deals by leaving it late.
Trying to simultaneously squeeze big bucks for our players.
Some truly shocking manager appointments.
The covid contriversies
The list goes on and on

For me the biggest embarassing thing that levy does is charging one of the highest ticket prices in world football (if not the highest) for a team thats obviously not good enough to be one of the top 2. It smacks of religious/cult leaders taking advantage of believers.

In no other business can you get away with charging elite level prices while delivering a mediocre product.

 

[ValenciaYid]

My prediction this window is:

OUT
Ndombele
Lo Celso
Dele

IN:
Traore
Amrabat

Possibly an out of the blue third signing, but not something I'll hold my breathe for.

If the opportunity exists, We MUST get rid of Ndom, GLC and Dele, they are raping our budget

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

For me the biggest embarassing thing that levy does is charging one of the highest ticket prices in world football (if not the highest) for a team thats obviously not good enough to be one of the top 2. It smacks of religious/cult leaders taking advantage of believers.

In no other business can you get away with charging elite level prices while delivering a mediocre product.

PPE during a pandemic, so we really are in great company in our exploiting of a situation.

 

[McCOYS]

My prediction this window is:

OUT
Ndombele
Lo Celso
Dele

IN:
Traore
Amrabat

Possibly an out of the blue third signing, but not something I'll hold my breathe for.

Who or what the fuck is Armabat?

 

[kingdawson]

Who or what the fuck is Armabat?

a bang average footballer

 

[TottsAmazeballs]

For me the biggest embarassing thing that levy does is charging one of the highest ticket prices in world football (if not the highest) for a team thats obviously not good enough to be one of the top 2. It smacks of religious/cult leaders taking advantage of believers.

In no other business can you get away with charging elite level prices while delivering a mediocre product.

Cinema food. Train food. Prison cigarettes.

Captive audience. He knows it.

 

[Jenny Talia]

Who or what the fuck is Armabat?

After rushing to Google I can confirm it is a French company that makes bolt guns for abatoirs.
I know we want players out but that seems harsh.

 

[For better or worse]

I totally understand the need to negotiate the best possible deal, but there's a balance to be had. I'm seriously concerned, we were in a very good position for fourth, it's still in our sights but not so clear now.

The main sentiment on here, is Conte is the best coach we've had in a very long time, so understandably we don't want him to go. But I just don't have any confidence with our transfer tactics, both negotiating and identifying talent. Conte needs to be enthused by the signings, not dejected.

 

[JimothyCF14]

After rushing to Google I can confirm it is a French company that makes bolt guns for abatoirs.
I know we want players out but that seems harsh.

French, you say?

:tanguyhuh:

 

[Stag]

His behaviour in trying to get cheap deals by leaving it late.
Trying to simultaneously squeeze big bucks for our players.
Some truly shocking manager appointments.
The covid contriversies
The list goes on and on

+ ESL
+ ticket pricing
+ willingness to invest in real estate but not playing staff

theres loads more im sure people will be happy to add

 

[Darnswim]

Of course not, that would make too much sense and would improve us. Let's go sign a waste of space like Amrabat instead because that makes sense for the glorified accountant. This fucking club will be the end of me.

Why don't we change the name to Tottenham Hotspur Real Estate already? It would at least make me not care as much...

 

[Stag]

Of course not, that would make too much sense and would improve us. Let's go sign a waste of space like Amrabat instead because that makes sense for the glorified accountant. This fucking club will be the end of me.

Why don't we change the name to Tottenham Hotspur Real Estate already? It would at least make me not care as much...

This, very much this. We need a leader, a winner, someone with multiple skillsets in the centre of the park and Wijnaldum fits the bill perfectly. Problem is hes the wrong side of 30 so thats an ENIC no-no

 

[StripiestPilot]

Of course not, that would make too much sense and would improve us. Let's go sign a waste of space like Amrabat instead because that makes sense for the glorified accountant. This fucking club will be the end of me.

Why don't we change the name to Tottenham Hotspur Real Estate already? It would at least make me not care as much...

Wijnaldum is a nice idea but why would he leave PSG to come here? He went there to win some easy medals not to suffer for a Europa League position.

I bet if we really pushed we would get him but why would Levy push for a 30 year old on a high salary? The most important thing for Levy in January is that the player is cheap. How good they are doesn't matter.

 

[cretinousgoat]

Can we have some good news please. I'm tired, have blood shot eyes, a headache, a runny nose, and weirdly, a sore knob.

Fuck off miserable monday

 

[Darnswim]

Wijnaldum is a nice idea but why would he leave PSG to come here? He went there to win some easy medals not to suffer for a Europa League position.

Because he hates it in Paris and wants to return in England as soon as possible?

 

[JimothyCF14]

No need to bother guessing anymore, I've just got back in my Delorean.

We'll make a gallant, brave effort to sign Traore but leak to the press that we just couldn't meet Wolves on the last £10 they wanted. We also refused to pay his train fare down from Wolverhampton.

We'll then sign some non-entity from Serie B on loan and announce him as the next big thing. He won't start a single match.

Conte will go mental and resign at half time while we trail 3-0 to Brighton in the FA Cup 4th Round.

Ryan Mason will guide us to a comfortable Top Seven finish, giving us that coveted second crack at the Europa Conference which was cruelly taken from us by UEFA Covid the first time round.

The ST renewals will give our Daniel a fright

Poch, recently sacked by PSG comes home. Levy releases a new video promising a new dawn

ST renewals pick up

Kane gets sold to Newcastle for £60m.

Levy signs up free agent Jermaine Defoe.

Rinse.

Repeat.