Posted this in the Chat GPT thread ….
Daniel Levy, the Spurs' mastermind,
A shrewd businessman with a footballing mind,
He's the man behind the scenes,
Building a team that's the envy of many a dream.
He's the architect of the new stadium,
A feat of engineering that's beyond comparison,
A home for Spurs that's second to none,
A place where memories are made and legends are born.
He's a man who's not afraid to take a risk,
A dealmaker who knows how to seal the fix,
He's the one who brought Gareth Bale back,
A move that sent the fans into a frenzy and put the opposition on the back.
He's a tough negotiator, a man of steel,
A leader who knows how to seal the deal,
He's the one who's brought success to the Spurs,
A team that's strong, resilient, and endures.
So here's to Daniel Levy, the Spurs' king,
A man who's brought so much to Tottenham's ring,
A visionary who's made our dreams come true,
A legend who's forever in the hearts of Spurs fans, old and new.![]()
None of this prose comes close to you calling him a “bald beauty” though.

(Are you a bit blind btw??)