Nathan, the guy who thinks
- we should spend £30m of the budget on Walker Peters
- £50m on a 4th choice centre back. Over a striker or right winger.
- Made multiple podcasts last year talking about how the main player we should buy this summer is... wait for it... Conor Gallagher.
- thinks Richarlison is brilliant, made a video last summer how we'd play better with him in the team than Kane
- made a £100 bet Richarlison score more than 15 goals last year (which he obviously lost, to Bardi, who's football IQ is also terrible but definitely better than Nathan's)
- didn't watch any of the Euros cos he "doesn't like watching football for fun anymore". Yet considers himself a football expert.
- spent every summer banging on about it being Ndombele's big year
- speaks like he loves the smell of his own farts
- used to have that fucking weird combover
- is openly a communist.
He's plenty of things, "fucking excellent" is not one them.
Oh and if you think Kulu is the one we should be selling you don't have any grounds to be talking about people's football IQ, sorry. Might not be the best RW in this system (although he's better than Brennan), but he can fill in at 3 positions and is the only attacker in our team who can hold onto the ball, maintain possession, play with his back to goal, battle, press, fight for the ball, play a decent pass. Also had 16G+xA last year which is second in our squad only to Son. Brennan got 12, Maddison 9.
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