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Who is running the club, tell me its not a Levy AI bot ?The year is 2055, Ange Postecoglou, Tottenhams longest standing manager who turns 90 this year has defended his team following their defeat against the current leaders of Division 3, Kidderminster Harriers.
When asked if it was necessary to play such a high line that saw the entire outfield team in the oppositions penalty box for the entire game, he responded:
“It’s who we”
Unfortunately he didn’t get to finish the response as he fell asleep mid interview
(I'm not a covid denier and don't think any of this was true then)
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But for the cult of Postecoglu - WOW.
Repetitive rituals
- Blame self inflicted injuries
Leader
- Obvious flaws. Check. Can do no wrong in some fans eyes. Double Check. Mate.
Special Costume
- Badly fitted suit and a disheveled look
Abnormal rules
- Absurd instructions like telling all your players to chase the ball around all match to, quite litterally "Break down the oppositions phsyche" And everything becomes more absurd the longer it goes on.
At some point Levy gave up caring about results. With hindsight, the recent sackings have been unrelated to results:
- Jose- fell out over superleague, was making Levy look bad. Plus the conspiracy over winner bonus.
- Nuno- crowd turned on Levy and Conte became available.
- Conte- criticised Levy in public.
Ange toes the company line and is safe as houses despite being the Australian Gary Megson.
How the fuck has he not been sacked, has Levy completely lost the plot.
Nope Levy followed the advice of fans and has left the footballing side to Lange & Munn otherwise Ange would be gone
What he's doing now is out of character. A Levy AI bot would have fired his ass.
When did he do that?
btw I'm not saying his mistakes mean he shouldn't lose his job btw but let's get it straight about what was and wasn't a mistake because rotation certainly wasn't one of them.
he cant tweak it, he doesnt know how to, he doesnt know what hes doing ffs.Literally any half decent manager can work our gameplan out and its frigtening this goofball manager doesnt see this and attempt to teak it.
The year is 2057, and National League strugglers Tottenham Hotspur are away to newly promoted Guernsey FC. Veteran manager, Ange Postecoglou, now 92, was downbeat about his team's chances as we caught up with him during a seaside stroll:The year is 2055, Ange Postecoglou, Tottenhams longest standing manager who turns 90 this year has defended his team following their defeat against the current leaders of Division 3, Kidderminster Harriers.
When asked if it was necessary to play such a high line that saw the entire outfield team in the oppositions penalty box for the entire game, he responded:
“It’s who we”
Unfortunately he didn’t get to finish the response as he fell asleep mid interview
Something is a miss and I'm not buying the "injuries" narrative.
Can't stand the woman but she'll be more entertaining than the football we're playing....
That blond lass out of Abba, just as clueless but easy on the eye at least