How about a panel of pundits instead of one manager? Lineker, Hoddle, Pleat and Crooks. Surely they must all have great footballing minds to be given roles on TV. Four managers at once may not have been done before, but that's not to say it would fail. They could each manage a zone on the pitch, to be changed by a lottery system each week. Can't be any more confusing than our current management strategy, and we'll soon be averaging at least 4 managers per season anyway. Thank the Lord for Sky TV for all the money so we can afford all the manager payouts though. We need something to spend the money on, otherwise we'd do something silly like sign a decent striker, and all those idiots do is score goals. Wankers.