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Summer 2015 Transfer Window DISCUSSION Thread

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Wasn't the 48 hour story posted two days ago by the guy at the Daily Express, or whatever the fuck it was?

That cockerel clock must be fucked. It's no wonder we always do our transfer business so late...

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It's like some sick 'Saw' torture trick. The Chairmen of West Brom answers the phone and hears Jigsaws voice; "Levy has made an opening bid of £5 million for Berahino. You have 48 hours to decide or lose this opportunity forever."
if he doesn't accept, will Levy cut off his foot? :levyeyes:
 
My last one on this, so you are guaranteed to get the last word in if you want it.

You are correct in that penalties are not a skill unique to strikers. It's a fair cop.

Neither is heading the ball a skill unique to strikers. Or scoring a goal. Or being athletic. Or having positional sense. Or making an effort to chase a loose ball.

Not one skill unique to a striker, but ones I'd look for in any I wanted to sign. Would I also want the striker concerned to have the nerve and technique to score penalties? Fucking right I would.

This may not be a unique skill, but it shows Berahino has the balls to step up. Shows he can hit the target from twelve yards when one of our other strikers missed from twelve inches.
We'll just have to agree to disagree until this can be further debated over a bottle of single malt.
 
ITK!

Apparently, Levy is in Baltimore, Maryland ... atm (not Denver).
Some fella on Reddit posted proof/pics of it just now. Levy's at the Four Seasons Bar with "a very fat man."

So far the Redditor just said that he heard them talking about selling Fazio and loaning Yedlin, "who is being refereed to as the Yank."

Oh and if anyone is wondering, Chelsea and Barca play in Maryland tomorrow.
But then again, so is UA (in Baltimore).

Edit: Mentioned something along the lines of Yedlin to Lyon.
 
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ITK!

Apparently, Levy is in Baltimore, Maryland ... atm (not Denver).
Some fella on Reddit posted proof/pics of it just now. Levy's at the Four Seasons Bar with "a very fat man."

So far the Redditor just said that he heard them talking about selling Fazio and loaning Yedlin, "who is being refereed to as the Yank."

Oh and if anyone is wondering, Chelsea and Barca play in Maryland tomorrow.

That's not even fucking Levy. Jesus wept.
 
Definitely him. He's texting Thompson travel. "As former sponsors of THFC, can I ask what the fuck I am I'm doing in Baltimore in a T shirt and jeans, wearing a £30 Casio watch?"
 
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Really? I do think it's him.
... Just look at his ears, brows, and watch (and his shiny head, of course).

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God help me, I shouldn't be analysing a picture of a potential-Levy, but here goes...

My first instinct was that it wasn't him, as the face didn't look right at all - but I can see that he's in the middle of a word, so it's distorted slightly. As others have pointed out, the eyebrows and ears both fit pretty well.

Now onto the watch (FOA Joe Clash Joe Clash ). Here's a photo that a little google image searching produced...

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Looks like one of those supervillain 'press the red button and a helicopter will be sent to your location' numbers.
Or, you know, something that's operational at a depth of 500m...

So he can put it in those pockets of his, AM I RIGHT?

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But either way, it looks like the same one as this hotel bar photo.

Finally, that looks a heck of a lot like 'down time' Levy fashion to me:

Behold his Wikipedia page image...

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So yeah, I, err, actually think this one is true.

*sniffs* fuck I love the summer transfer window.
 
God help me, I shouldn't be analysing a picture of a potential-Levy, but here goes...

My first instinct was that it wasn't him, as the face didn't look right at all - but I can see that he's in the middle of a word, so it's distorted slightly. As others have pointed out, the eyebrows and ears both fit pretty well.

Now onto the watch (FOA Joe Clash Joe Clash ). Here's a photo that a little google image searching produced...

Daniel-Levy_3101997b.jpg


Looks like one of those supervillain 'press the red button and a helicopter will be sent to your location' numbers.
Or, you know, something that's operational at a depth of 500m...

So he can put it in those pockets of his, AM I RIGHT?

GmEjiCv.gif


But either way, it looks like the same one as this hotel bar photo.

Finally, that looks a heck of a lot like 'down time' Levy fashion to me:

Behold his Wikipedia page image...

Daniel_Levy.jpg


So yeah, I, err, actually think this one is true.

*sniffs* fuck I love the summer transfer window.
Case solved. Well played detective.

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Case solved. Well played detective.

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Just popped over to see the thread on reddit.

A lot of my 'evidence' has also been said over there, but I swear I did it all myself, Joe.
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Is it bad that I love him calling Yedlin the 'yank'? Not betraying the purpose of us buying him at all there...
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God I'd pay to be a fly on the wall of a Levy business dinner/drinks. I wonder if he actually comes across like a human being (spoiler: probably, but the eyes do blink twice).
 
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