100% Tottenham!

[Aberdeenshire yid]

Is it Billy Nic? Graham Roberts? Hoddle? Chas &Dave?......is it you? Or is it the random guy who lives down your street you don't know him but what you do know is, that he lives and breaths Tottenham Hotspur is he the 100% Tottenham fan! If not,who is it that rates supporting Tottenham Hotspur above everything else!

 

[Hamilton]

I think we need a subsection for drunk posts.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

I think we need a subsection for drunk posts.

Most of us would be fucked then.

 

[Smoked Salmon]

 

[Joe Clash]

I think we need a subsection for drunk posts.

Says the bloke who I convinced that Jimi Hendrix was from Huddersfield. :eriksenlol:

 

[Hamilton]

Says the bloke who I convinced that Jimi Hendrix was from Huddersfield. :eriksenlol:

They all sound the same when they sing!

 

[Joe Clash]

They all sound the same when they sing!

Not all young lion.

 

[Bowshank]

My mate Dan once said his piss was white with blue trim. He's either 100% Tottenham or dangerously infectious.

 

[Hamilton]

My mate Dan once said his piss was white with blue trim. He's either 100% Tottenham or dangerously infectious.

I think King George III's piss was blue. Maybe it's an English thing?

 

[Joe Clash]

I think King George III's piss was blue. Maybe it's an English thing?

Purple. It was porphyria. And it's a German thing.

 

[paddy spur]

Is it Billy Nic? Graham Roberts? Hoddle? Chas &Dave?......is it you? Or is it the random guy who lives down your street you don't know him but what you do know is, that he lives and breaths Tottenham Hotspur is he the 100% Tottenham fan! If not,who is it that rates supporting Tottenham Hotspur above everything else!

Family first Tottenham second.

Christ I sound like Michael Corelone

 

[WookieD]

Purple. It was porphyria. And it's a German thing.

I had a beetroot superfood detox smoothie type thing the other day. Next time I went to the toilet I thought I had prolapsed.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I use a Spurs pen, mug, egg cup, tray, lanyard, slippers, diary, umbrella, t-shirt at Zumba; I've got Spurs jewellery; a signed football in my bedroom, Spurs cushions in my spare room; black and white photos of the two League winning teams - so want to add a colour one! I Never Wear red!!

 

[EighteenEightyTwo]

The disabled fans that manage to go to virtually every game home and away.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

I use a Spurs pen, mug, egg cup, tray, lanyard, slippers, diary, umbrella, t-shirt at Zumba; I've got Spurs jewellery; a signed football in my bedroom, Spurs cushions in my spare room; black and white photos of the two League winning teams - so want to add a colour one! I Never Wear red!!

Nor does my mate Bob.Never!
When he was born his Dad convinced his mum to name him after Bobby Smith, greavsie and Sir Bill.
Unfortunately she also let him go a register the birth, so his full name became is Robert James William Hotspur surname... Its on his passport as that as well

 

[GazzasLeftNut]

I use a Spurs pen, mug, egg cup, tray, lanyard, slippers, diary, umbrella, t-shirt at Zumba; I've got Spurs jewellery; a signed football in my bedroom, Spurs cushions in my spare room; black and white photos of the two League winning teams - so want to add a colour one! I Never Wear red!!

Ty is that you?

 

[Eskimo]

The disabled fans that manage to go to virtually every game home and away.

Oh give over, they get pushed around, takes minimal effort.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Oh give over, they get pushed around, takes minimal effort.

 

[suburbanexile]

Anyone who retained their season ticket throughout the Sugar era.

 

[ArcspacE]

I think we need a subsection for drunk posts.

Agreed - your own one about Russia being a poor-man's Brazil should be the OP