Just for a bit of fun. Here's a few of mine for the upcoming season.
1. Big Sam will return to Newcastle by January stating things such as "sleeping giant" and "fans deserve a trophy"
2. VAR will somehow still favour Salah when diving. The BBC will have Judges will actually give him ratings on the dive and there will be a BBC dive of the season competition.
3. AFTV will receive record views as DT and Troopz actually physically melt.
4. Jamie Redknapp's transformation into an even bigger cunt.
5. Sky will now have a series of daily preview shows for two weeks before any Utd Liverpool game which of course will end 0-0.
6. Graeme Souness tells Alex Scott to "shut the fuck up, men are talking"
1. Big Sam will return to Newcastle by January stating things such as "sleeping giant" and "fans deserve a trophy"
2. VAR will somehow still favour Salah when diving. The BBC will have Judges will actually give him ratings on the dive and there will be a BBC dive of the season competition.
3. AFTV will receive record views as DT and Troopz actually physically melt.
4. Jamie Redknapp's transformation into an even bigger cunt.
5. Sky will now have a series of daily preview shows for two weeks before any Utd Liverpool game which of course will end 0-0.
6. Graeme Souness tells Alex Scott to "shut the fuck up, men are talking"