5 a side team names

[Flannerz]

Played at Goals tonight in a grading game, for a 5 a side league. We still haven't got a team name. Anyone got any ideas, seeing as we're into team names at the moment on here :biggrin:

"Smash Her Flaps In" and "Tiger Blood" have been mentioned so far.

 

[spooky]

Sexual Skills.

 

[Thelonious]

Bolton Herface

 

[Sibs]

My old team was originally called Real Madras, but due to a corporate takeover of the club in our third season we became Biriyani Wanderers

You need an identity - it is crucial. All wear odd socks - one striped, one plain, different colours.

 

[Flannerz]

Bolton Herface

I like tihs one

 

[parklanephil]

Monkey Face

or Botswana Meat

 

[Flannerz]

Botswana Meat, no one will know what the fuck that's about

 

[Thelonious]

Breast Rummage Albion

 

[eggsoakley]

Runyak Hunts

 

[BUYLEDLEYNEWKNEES]

Inter Mynan.

 

[GodSaveTheKing]

I used to be in one called Captain Big Willy and His Merry Ball Players. You can borrow that if you like...

 

[YidoBuckler]

Urine Trouble.

 

[Paydro]

Bloodninja Gangbang Squad

 

[eggsoakley]

Moleicester City

 

[Thelonious]

Pat Butchers Sexface

 

[Mike in Parma]

FC Twunty

 

[eggsoakley]

Christs Chin

Foco Juniors

 

[Mike in Parma]

Lokomotive Fuckov

 

[tmacspurs]

Boca Seniors

 

[kangar]

Barrymore's weekend pool party of fun FC

The Lion, the witch and the uncontrollably twitching neck United

Bang Tidy Albion

Boy tits Athletic