A video of the lap dance will suffice.
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Excellent use of y’all. Are you southern? You may have noticed I’m southern.Y'all are worse than tinderI appreciate we all share a hobby of fantasizing over a bunch of handsome, fit men in shorts tho
"Traoré
We are talking. Very close. But! We have not officially bid! Will bid, when we believe they will accept. Mendez behind these leaks, which is pissing us off. Extremely close now, as Mendez do not want to loose his relationship with us."
Us?
You do all realise skyfarer is actually a 68 year retired hod carrier from Ponders End called Dave don't you?...
Just wondering if we've heard any news yet about the terribly unfortunate incident of him "accidentally" slipping on a puddle of oil in his bathroom, cracking his head open on the sink like a perfectly ripe coconut and in a daze falling into his bath which bizarrely just so happened to be full of italian prosecco and had Conte's toaster in it. Just asking for a friend...
:contebored::contepray:
:contebored::contepray:
What the fuck is this even supposed to be about?Just wondering if we've heard any news yet about the terribly unfortunate incident of him "accidentally" slipping on a puddle of oil in his bathroom, cracking his head open on the sink like a perfectly ripe coconut and in a daze falling into his bath which bizarrely just so happened to be full of italian prosecco and had Conte's toaster in it. Just asking for a friend...
:contebored::contepray:
So the deal is on the table and agreed. But we are trying to kick someone out the door first is how I read it?
Whos that then? Alli? Ndombele? Bergwijn? Doherty?
Whos that then? Alli? Ndombele? Bergwijn? Doherty?
I can't even put a disagree on it because I've no idea what he's saying
They maybe be fun in social settings, but there is a down side to drugsJust wondering if we've heard any news yet about the terribly unfortunate incident of him "accidentally" slipping on a puddle of oil in his bathroom, cracking his head open on the sink like a perfectly ripe coconut and in a daze falling into his bath which bizarrely just so happened to be full of italian prosecco and had Conte's toaster in it. Just asking for a friend...
:contebored::contepray:
Just say no kids!...
Some had a real downer on Walker, I imagine they will have fun with this signing.
Alli to Newcastle/Everton and/or Ndombele to PSG. Doubt Bergwijn’s going anywhere now, and I’m not sure if there’s much interest in Doherty. They want to make sure there’s enough room in the squad for a new player apparently
Lots of baby oil apparently...
But he'd have hit it SO hard, it would've ricoched off the Britannia Stadium, bounced back down the M1 and trickled past Schmeichal before he had time to upend Kane!!
Gil out on loan apparently!
(according to 'Ponders End Dave, the retired Hod Carrier anyway!)
I’m anti-signing Traore due to lack of end product reasons. But sod it, at this stage of the window I’d be happy if Spurs signed my nan.
Get it done already.
Get it done already.
What position does your nan play?