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Can we get a urinal in the seat in front as well please? 
Spurs branded face masks.Note to merch team: Spurs piss-bags for coming season.
Spurs branded catheter.
I cannot wait for the To Dare is to Screw STD testing kits ready for Xmas 2020.
So:
- Getting soaked with thrown pints every time we score (OK, that doesn't happen very often)
- Having to stand every five minutes to let someone through with five pints for their mates
- Having to stand every five minutes for same person to take a piss
- No cup holders, so pints being constantly kicked over (beer and/or piss)
- Resting feet/shopping bag/coat in streams of beer/piss from rows above
- Getting soaked with thrown glasses of piss every time we get on the wrong end of another dodgy VAR decision
What's there not to like?
- Getting soaked with thrown pints every time we score (OK, that doesn't happen very often)
- Having to stand every five minutes to let someone through with five pints for their mates
- Having to stand every five minutes for same person to take a piss
- No cup holders, so pints being constantly kicked over (beer and/or piss)
- Resting feet/shopping bag/coat in streams of beer/piss from rows above
- Getting soaked with thrown glasses of piss every time we get on the wrong end of another dodgy VAR decision
What's there not to like?
Just can't do the pints anymore.
Have one upstairs, have a pee before going downstairs, need another one downstairs, go to seat, ten minutes later need to go again...
Note to merch team: Spurs piss-bags for coming season.
Will be fine by the time they introduce quarter time & three quarter time as well as half time to make it more like American football and fit in more advertising time.
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And spread out!
But if they change the rules, you'll have an empty plastic cup with you in the stands.Just can't do the pints anymore.
Have one upstairs, have a pee before going downstairs, need another one downstairs, go to seat, ten minutes later need to go again...
Did someone say "cup"?But if they change the rules, you'll have an empty plastic cup with you in the stands.
This.
Its bad enough when watching a game in certain pubs.
It works in non league as people are normally better behaved.
That's not even a joke anymore.
Can definitely see it coming.
christ, hope you hoovered it up
From personal experience can’t say I’ve ever been covered in non alcoholic drinks, been covered in Dutch piss Feyenoord away, in the ground not same mad Dutch sex club
Yes I know the original source is The Daily Mail, however is this likely in your opinion? More importantly would you be for or against it?
Drinking in the stands at football matches has been banned since 1985
Football fans could be allowed to drink alcohol in the stands next season, as the footballing authorities consider ways of allowing fans back into stadiums in the safest way possible, according to a Daily Mail exclusive.
The drinking ban, written into law in the Sporting Events Act 1985, was introduced by Margaret Thatcher's government during an era of rife hooliganism and outlaws 'the consumption of alcohol within view of the playing area'.
Discussions are ongoing around how to bring fans back into stadiums in a safe manner amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic and after 35 years, the ban could be lifted in an attempt to minimise crowding in the concourse.
www.joe.co.uk
Drinking in the stands at football matches has been banned since 1985
Football fans could be allowed to drink alcohol in the stands next season, as the footballing authorities consider ways of allowing fans back into stadiums in the safest way possible, according to a Daily Mail exclusive.
The drinking ban, written into law in the Sporting Events Act 1985, was introduced by Margaret Thatcher's government during an era of rife hooliganism and outlaws 'the consumption of alcohol within view of the playing area'.
Discussions are ongoing around how to bring fans back into stadiums in a safe manner amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic and after 35 years, the ban could be lifted in an attempt to minimise crowding in the concourse.
Drinking ban for football fans could be lifted after 35 years
Discussions are ongoing about how to make it as safe as possible to allow football fans back into stadiums, with drinking in the stands a possibility
www.joe.co.uk
Wouldn't mind this at all. The 15 minute (minus queuing) half time pint is a little rushed.
I've been covered in non-alcoholic drinks numerous times. Either you have drinks at your seat, or you don't
Maybe through traffic with drinks should be stopped after a certain point to discourage it.
Or beer service to seats/rows
Wouldn't mind this at all. The 15 minute (minus queuing) half time pint is a little rushed.
HT is the worst time due to the drinkers. You can't piss, you can't get a snack/soft drink, it's chockablock.
You also encourage the drinkers to power drink before a game and at half time which actually causes worse behaviours than steady drinking . Vomitting, relentless piss breaks, drunken bullshit etc is far more obvious on someone who's necked 7 points in an hour.
I would personally be up for it, id have one beer per half and can’t see that causing me to go to the toilet any more than the usual at the moment which is skulling a pint before ko and at half time
means half time will be a lot easier for everyone to get what they want as won’t be as many people racing for the beers
means half time will be a lot easier for everyone to get what they want as won’t be as many people racing for the beers