It’s a bit mad isn’t it. All this power I have in my fingers (I’ve often been complimented on my fingering, but not in this way) and my iPhone. From 500 miles away. With a few keystrokes, I can make our side lose matches.
I’m not sure how I’m doing it, but I need to find out how this superpower works. Would be nice so I could reverse it and we could maybe win one or two.
If we do, you’re all welcome. It won’t be an uplift in form, new manager bounce, good luck or any of that bollocks, it’ll be me and my magic fingers.
Mate, take it as a compliment. I’ve had posters come at me on their first post back after a ban saying I need to be held accountable for this mess

I tell you what though, I wish I was getting Levy’s salary as well for creating the troubles of our season from my iPhone