No dinosaurs in the bible mate!!
Just a bloke with a fucking big boat.
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Manager Ange Postecoglou
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No dinosaurs in the bible mate!!
Just a bloke with a fucking big boat.
Now it's been a few years since my Sunday school education but I'm pretty sure Jesus wrestled a triceratops in a bank.
You little tease. What's going to happen to him then?
I just really hope it's not defenestration.
Trying to remember, when was the last time I watched a game and afterwards thought "That was really good. I enjoyed that"? Maybe the first leg in the league cup against Liverpool and even that is a push. Also that was almost three months ago now. Every performance since then has been average/somewhat acceptable at best, absolutely horrendous at worst. Last season or even earlier this season there were some hope that we could pull off the odd good, exciting performance every now and then if everything clicked. There's just no hope of that happening at the moment, you know beforehand that regardless the opponent it's going to be a lackluster performance.
The league is pointless now. All our energy needs to be on the EL. A trophy that guarantees CL. Win that and we have had a more successful season then Woolwich etc.
The hard part is we have to do it under ange.
One of my favourite words. Just behind supercillioue. Or flange.You little tease. What's going to happen to him then?
I just really hope it's not defenestration.
Relegation is still possible.
Maaaate!!
My son and I use 'Flange' constantly - has to be said in a slightly French accent. It dates back to the time when, as a teenager, he did a bit of casual labouring for a kitchen fitter. The bloke kept asking him to get 'flange' - poor kid had no idea what a flange was and came home totally bemused about 'flange'. It's been our word for 20 years.
Ferlaaanghe
God that man was the epitome of negativity today. Just stood there doing nothing except looking at the ground, shaking his head and puffing his cheeks.
Dead Man Walking
The most exhilerating thing he did was to put his coat on.
I was sat quite close to him. During the 5-minute VAR fiasco several players came over to the touchline. Various coaches spoke to the players and tried to give them tactical pointers about the game. Postecoglou just stood there, totally uninterested, hands in pockets, feeling a bit cold.
After a while the players dispersed, the crowd was quiet and I shouted, "Well done Ange. Nice work there." He turned around and looked like he was just about to start screaming, but he thought better of it, turned back again and looked at the turf instead.
He's already been told its over. They are just giving him the Europa shot.
His comments this week definitely point to that.
If the players think the same it might motivate them more for Thursday although I think I’m clutching at straws with that.
Haha useless turd
Seems like he finds real life top level management too laborious. He might consider taking his talents to virtual management by buying a copy of FM instead.
He would just send the assistant to every press conference instead of having to deal with nasty journalists every damn week, set up a preset tactic where the only addition of his would be to give forward arrows to everybody, not interact with players at all, and even go on a holiday at times to avoid the ever ungrateful fans altogether.
Just turn off the injuries from the in-game editor for good measure, and he'd be set.
He would just send the assistant to every press conference instead of having to deal with nasty journalists every damn week, set up a preset tactic where the only addition of his would be to give forward arrows to everybody, not interact with players at all, and even go on a holiday at times to avoid the ever ungrateful fans altogether.
Just turn off the injuries from the in-game editor for good measure, and he'd be set.
Perry groves on talksport reckons ange and players know hes gone. Not upto scratch. Simple as that.
There is no control to the intensity and tempo of the games we played. We literally run every single second. Ange has no clue to coaching, so he got everyone to run to look as though everyone knows what to do.
Also worried about his backroom staff as well. Think one of his crew were ex Bournemouth when we played Bournemouth away said on coverage. That alarmed me. Ex barcelona, real madrid or bayern then ok but ex Bournemouth ffs.
I thought he knows his actions like these are going to be captured and amplified further, so he just did them more almost just to troll everyone. And you see the way he paced around, laughing slightly to himself, playing the dice motion (I thought he's playing rock paper scissor myself) during the VAR checks and leaning over to check the VAR decision looking 'surprise', to me he's just milking it all. Honestly I hated that.God that man was the epitome of negativity today. Just stood there doing nothing except looking at the ground, shaking his head and puffing his cheeks.
Dead Man Walking
The most exhilerating thing he did was to put his coat on.