Antonio Conte

[bonaspur23]

I’ll explain.
Kane is poor.
Even when he’s at his best, he can’t perform in the biggest games anymore (see last season)

This is because the best teams are well organised and have better defenders.

To do well against these well organised defenses, Kane needs to be able to out run them because he has zero dribbling skills, doesn’t jump, isn’t very strong anymore and has glass ankles so won’t go into any situation he hasn’t got a 99.9% chance of winning.

As Conte can’t make Kane fast, I think you are going to be a little shocked when you realise that Kane is regressing for reasons that have nothing to do with Jose, Mason or Nuno.

This is off topic. Get the fuck out of this thread.

Also, delete account.

 

[cretinousgoat]

No talk about Kane in this fucking thread. Fuck off to the Kane thread with that boring shit or I’ll get Admin to fuck you up.

 

[Bill Madrid]

I’ll explain.
Kane is poor.
Even when he’s at his best, he can’t perform in the biggest games anymore (see last season)

This is because the best teams are well organised and have better defenders.

To do well against these well organised defenses, Kane needs to be able to out run them because he has zero dribbling skills, doesn’t jump, isn’t very strong anymore and has glass ankles so won’t go into any situation he hasn’t got a 99.9% chance of winning.

As Conte can’t make Kane fast, I think you are going to be a little shocked when you realise that Kane is regressing for reasons that have nothing to do with Jose, Mason or Nuno.

Really? You should have said before

 

[Go on son]

Just seen chelsea 5th bottom of running stats. Shocked. I know running stats isnt everything but its a good indicator of effort been put in

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

For me it’s important that, should we get Comte, we show him some real love and support so that the wankers at ENIC know and the players know that it’s his way or the highway. Uncompromising backing for a proven winner. We’re doing this. We’re going big. No time for hugs and cuddles. Fucking give 100% every moment or get to fuck.

 

[Deuterz]

I’ll explain.
Kane is poor.
Even when he’s at his best, he can’t perform in the biggest games anymore (see last season)

This is because the best teams are well organised and have better defenders.

To do well against these well organised defenses, Kane needs to be able to out run them because he has zero dribbling skills, doesn’t jump, isn’t very strong anymore and has glass ankles so won’t go into any situation he hasn’t got a 99.9% chance of winning.

As Conte can’t make Kane fast, I think you are going to be a little shocked when you realise that Kane is regressing for reasons that have nothing to do with Jose, Mason or Nuno.

Christ, it was a j o k e. If I knew it would set you off again I'd never have fucking said it.

 

[Spaniel]

Dear Daniel, as the negotiations with Signore Conte seem to be taking some time, I thought I might be able to help.

When Signore Conte asks for something, you say "Yes".

Hope this helps,

Bill

Or si, ja, oui, da, hai....anything.....

 

[ArtyB]

 

[jack sparrow]

I begin to smell the cucumber

 

[Hotspurpaul]

You get the aquarium, too, with a Merlin day pass (at least you used to)

Used to do it as a Planetarium double ticket.....think that's disappeared now...

 

[Spaniel]

Will you give some credit to Levy if he pulls of Conte

NO!

 

[sammyspurs]

This is off topic. Get the fuck out of this thread.

Also, delete account.

No, it’s a discussion on if Conte can improve Kane

 

[tommyboyspurs]

NO!

ill only credit him if he keeps his promises to conte, jan will be telling

 

[sammyspurs]

Really? You should have said before

There’s a new angle, as some people think Conte can change Kane’s DNA

 

[Furball man]

It’s done










My curry is finally finished & ready to eat , chicken jalfrezi

 

[sammyspurs]

Christ, it was a j o k e. If I knew it would set you off again I'd never have fucking said it.

But you’re not joking, you just don’t want me to drag up all your recent Kane posts now you suddenly believe everything is rosy because Twitter said Conte was coming

 

[Airfixx]

Looking at he's tactics on SSN , could he turn Lucas into a RWB like he did with Moses at Chelsea?

I'd assume Emerson & Reg would be the obv. candidates for Conte's WB whispering..... Perhaps he could be the one to finally breath some life into Sess too....?

Not so sure about Lucas, but been curious about Bergwijn as a WB option for some time.... Jose all but used him as one and he was decent.

 

[sammyspurs]

I'd assume Emerson & Reg would be the obv. candidates for Conte's WB whispering..... Perhaps he could be the one to finally breath some life into Sess too....?

Not so sure about Lucas, but been curious about Bergwijn as a WB option for some time.... Jose all but used him as one and he was decent.

You’re not allowed to talk about players in here

 

[Deuterz]

But you’re not joking, you just don’t want me to drag up all your recent Kane posts now you suddenly believe everything is rosy because Twitter said Conte was coming

Yeah, the post I made about Kane unveiling a shirt with your name on it was entirely serious, and not remotely a jest. Get the fuck over yourself, I don't care if you drag up posts, just do it in the Kane thread and stop being a complete nobhead here.

 

[Larry David]

There’s a new angle, as some people think Conte can change Kane’s DNA

Dont mention DNA, Nuno has only just left