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jimmyriggle said:
Keeping it simple:

Oh Benoit Benoit
He uses an oyster card
He hits them from 30 yards
Oh Benoit Benoit.

or replace middle two lines with:

He hits them from 30 yards
Drives home in a smart car
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or hows about...


Oh Benoit Benoit
He drives an electric car
He hits them from 30 yards
Oh Benoit Benoit.
 
Just thought of this one, to the tune of Dambuster's March:

Cuz we've got Benoit flying down the left hand side,
Yes we've got Benoit flying down the left hand side,
Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Benoit Assou-Ekotto,
The greatest, left-back in, the land...... and repeat.

In case you don't know the tune, start at about 0:18.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJun5ziotfw
 
to barry manilow's copacabana...


his name was benoit, he was a left back
with all that crazy afro hair, minus the braids it went up to there
he ate at nandos, and had an oyster.
all of the spurs knew he was a star, he drove around in a tiny car
across a crowded pitch, he lines it up and kicks
he was cool and he was a brother
who hit the blues for six!

here's to benoit (be!), assou-akota (assou-akota)
there's no football player who's hotter.
here's to benoit (be!), assou-akota (assou-akota)
football and passion were always the fashion
here's to benoit... we fell in love...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKR2n-G-wdM&ob=av2n

(i can't embed youtube vids - is there a bug?)
 
Ok, so this includes BAE but is perhaps more a tribute to our overall wing play. The tune is the chorus of John Denvers Country Roads which works a treat with a thousand voices:

For the left:

Brad Friedel, play the ball
To the place, it belongs,
Assou-Ekotto, even Bale
Brad Friedel, play the ball

And then the right

Brad Friedel, play the ball
To the place, it belongs,
Kyle Walker, or to Lennon
Brad Friedel, play the ball
 
Had this in my head for a while. His goal finally brought it together.

To the tune: "Oh Sherry" by Journey

And he could've been gone..
When he got hurt and gareth played
And he could've been gone..
But he dropped back and let Bale run away
Oh it's like we're all dreamin..
A left back like no one else
And he's won us all over

Oh Benny, our left back, scores goals..scores goals
Oh Benny, our left back, scores goals..scores goals
 
Jimtheyid said:
Dontcha wish your left back was BAE
Dontcha wish your left back was BAE
DONTCHA DONTCHA
TO THE pussycat dolls tune
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I think this is the one. I've been Tweeting it and singing it in my living room during matches.
 
USSpur said:
Jimtheyid said:
Dontcha wish your left back was BAE
Dontcha wish your left back was BAE
DONTCHA DONTCHA
TO THE pussycat dolls tune
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I think this is the one. I've been Tweeting it and singing it in my living room during matches.
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Have to say I've never been kleen on this one. Just don't think it translates into a terrace chatn in practice.

Also the Pussycat dolls are shit
 
I don't know why I thought of this, just sitting watching Swansea v Scum, and doubt it will ever take off, but... To the theme of common people by pulp


I want to live like assou ekotto
I want to whatever Benny may do
I want a do like assou ekotto
I want to sleep with assou ekotto, like you (point at the person next to you )
 
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