Cheese & Cucumber Sandwichgate

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chubbs

Cockspangling Wankwomble
Briehave yourselves. I'm in a pickle here and you're not exactly being extra mature, are you?

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
 
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It's also known as 'French cheese'. It dribbles out of your sandwich, falls on your jeans and smells like a tart's arsehole.
You want to get better female company pal.

As a side, I read somewhere once that the UK is actually no.1 for number of (varieties) of cheese produced, not the Frogs as most people think. Beat them at that as well then
 
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chubbs

Cockspangling Wankwomble
I've only just seen the signs that've been staring me in the face for weeks.

Sandwich gets into stadium - we win 3-1.
Sandwich gets confiscated - we lose 0-1.

The sandwich MUST GET THROUGH.
 
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