Come here to laugh at the Fascist, Failing Chavs

[r-u-s-x]

According to Marca yesterday, apart from the fact that Madrid don't like signing players in January, they think its impossible that Chelsea would let him go in this window, so will keep their powder dry till June. Exactly the same goes for Mbappe/PSG too, it says here.

He can pre sign in January for the summer... I think

 

[Airfixx]

He can pre sign in January for the summer... I think

Yep.

 

[Go on son]

I do think expectations were a little high for them this season. They won the CL by being defensively superb and very well organised, but in the league they were dropping plenty of points. Lukaku alone wasn't going to remedy this, they're just not as good going forward at all as Liverpool or City.

And he 100% has piled back on weight lately. I know he had a special diet at Inter but holy shit, there has to be other factors. It was the exact same problem at United where he looked like he wasn't moving right at all.

These players are in cloud cuckoo land. Not living in the real world. Was he not out injured for ages?? What does he expect. I hate modern day players but its chelsea so fuck em

 

[ArtyB]

 

[Archie]

Coincidentally I was just watching that and having a good old giggle. He's really revealed his limitations there, hasn't he? Very unprofessional - almost babyish. Good. He's cracking under the pressure.

Dare I say Klopp like

 

[SwinSpur]

Lukaku really showing his true colours with these press leaks. Should have stayed in Italy flat track bullying teams rather than hinting he should have joined City.

 

[Darnswim]

LOL Lukaku has just taken a giant shit on Chelsea!!!

Hear me out, we do need a striker after all right?...

Spoiler

He's still a donkey though, don't take it seriously.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

 

[Shadydan]

Kane was a prick but this is next level cuntery

 

[Airfixx]

Kane was a prick but this is next level cuntery

I wonder if this will be allowed to dominate the media for the entire trf window....... Or is the equivalent just down to us having a #SpecialRelationship with the UK press?

 

[Stlducks]

Hopefully with all these issues, Chelsea play backups against us in the cup. I would love to face Liverpool in the cup final.

Tuchel seems like he is starting to crack. For two weeks straight he has done nothing but complain and moan.

 

[Murphy]

Hopefully with all these issues, Chelsea play backups against us in the cup. I would love to face Liverpool in the cup final.

Tuchel seems like he is starting to crack. For two weeks straight he has done nothing but complain and moan.

Wait a minute. Isn't he the same nationality as Klopp? Is this a pattern?

 

[Eli]

Does this moron actually think that when somebody signs for his financially doped plastic shit of a club with no history or tradition they’re doing it for the better of their playing career or the better of their bank balance…..if Kane can do it then anybody can he’s a mercenary like every other player only a very, very few do it for the love of the club.

 

[meaningless-friendly]

I'd take Lukaku number 9 and Harry Kane number 10. Lukaku with Conte kicking him up the arse all day is a different player. Lukaku even plays as a right-wing forward for Son-Kane-Lukaku front 3.

Won't happen of course, but I'd love to see it.

 

[Tomo]

Total cunt is a Chelsea fan Shocker!

 

[SpurFromOz]

 

[ILSpur]

 

[Brian Fantana]

Inter fucked us in the summer didn’t they?

Had they offered Lukaku a new contract we’d have signed Martinez from then. That’s frustrating.

 

[Murphy]

Inter fucked us in the summer didn’t they?

Had they offered Lukaku a new contract we’d have signed Martinez from then. That’s frustrating.

Lukaku was always going to attract the bigger fee though.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

Just seen the sky Italy interview lol. Threr are three great clubs in world football...Real Bayern Barca. Talk about biting the hand that feeds.