If I was Paratici I would be calling up Jenas and telling him to wash his mouth out.
Jenas with some "2+2=banana" logic here. Is he not aware of the Chavs little predicament? Asshole
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It was the first thing that crossed my mind. Me, being a suspicious type.
The Times today r
Sounds like that’s just in response to the story that came out yesterday. The last comment is key. Abramovich’s lawyers believe they’ve found a resolution. There’s nothing to say the government have accepted it. It’s all from Abramovic’s side whilst yesterday’s was the government.
Sounds like that’s just in response to the story that came out yesterday. The last comment is key. Abramovich’s lawyers believe they’ve found a resolution. There’s nothing to say the government have accepted it. It’s all from Abramovic’s side whilst yesterday’s was the government.
Thomas Tuchel sure doesn't know much about "miracles". He thinks it's a miracle that Chelski leads Spurs by 3 points simply because Kante hasn't played more 
www.dailymail.co.uk
PUBLISHED: 00:39 BST, 20 May 2022 | UPDATED: 01:03 BST, 20 May 2022
Thomas Tuchel has hailed Chelsea's likely third-place Premier League finish as a 'miracle' given N'Golo Kante's injury struggles.
Marcos Alonso's sweetly-struck volley snatched Chelsea a 1-1 draw with Leicester at Stamford Bridge that sealed third place in everything but mathematics.
Chelsea boast a goal difference superiority of 18 on fourth-placed Tottenham, and manager Tuchel believes the job to seal third is effectively done and dusted.
Kante has missed more than half the campaign with a string of different injuries, leaving Tuchel to lament the France World Cup winner's absence across the campaign.
The 31-year-old has a year left to run on his Chelsea deal, with Tuchel insisting the Blues must find a way to have him playing more regularly to boost his chances of a longer stay in west London.
'I think he is our key, key, key player; but key, key, key players need to be on the pitch,' said Tuchel.
'He plays only 40 per cent of the games. So it's maybe a miracle that we arrived in third place.
'Because he is our Mo Salah, he is our (Virgil) Van Dijk, he is our (Kevin) De Bruyne, he is simply that player.
'He is our Neymar, he is our Kylian Mbappe; he is the guy who makes the difference. And if you only have him 40 per cent it's a huge problem.
'Given that percentage it's maybe a miracle of how consistent we produce results and puts everything into perspective.
'Because I saw Liverpool without Van Dijk last season and they struggled, heavily. And you see the difference.
'So N'Golo is our key player, and he needs to be on the pitch.'
Asked if Chelsea can solve Kante's physical issues, Tuchel continued: 'I hope so. It's hard to live with, because it's important for him to be there and have the rhythm.
'I think he played OK, but he can play so much better.
'He can play so much better, but when was his last game that he started, it was weeks ago.
'So he constantly starts getting rhythm, then once he gets rhythm comes a little injury and he's out again.
'Imagine last year, he was in the last five matches of Champions League man of the match.
'I mean they handed him the trophy before the match, because it was clear when he played he would be man of the match. It was like this.
'And this guy who gets man of the match in every Champions League game, he's only here for 40-something per cent of the match.'
The German continued: 'This is huge for us. We do everything to solve it, and of course him as well.
'I don't blame him, it's a concern and it's a fact that we miss him a lot. Because he brings something unique in world football.
'He has that ability to lift everybody up and make the difference. And this is the challenge for him, and for us.'
James Maddison lashed Leicester into an early lead at Chelsea, before Alonso volleyed home from Reece James' fine angled cross.
'We were the better team and we deserved to win, but we did what was needed,' said Tuchel.
'We needed a point, we got a point, and didn't allow any chances.
'But today is still the day where we secured third place.'
Leicester boss Brendan Rodgers hailed goalscorer Maddison for emerging from tough times to produce a fine overall campaign.
'We had to battle really hard, they are obviously a top-class side,' said Rodgers.
'We got off to a great start with a fantastic goal; our defending was good, with structure and concentration. And we deserved a point.
'This is a young man that showed great courage and came to me when he said his confidence had taken a bit of a hit.
'We just built him up again, fundamentally helped him work hard on his game.
'And from that moment he's worked his way back into the game, been consistent and defensively he's been very good.
'He's really, really improved, and he's been our top player this season.'
'James really is a top player and he's maturing with every game that he plays.
'I thought he was our standout player with the ball, his aggression, his ability to take the ball in space.
Thomas Tuchel on Kante: 'He is our Neymar, he is our Kylian Mbappe.'
Marcos Alonso's sweetly-struck volley snatched Chelsea a 1-1 draw with Leicester at Stamford Bridge that sealed third place in everything but mathematics.
'He is our Neymar, he is our Kylian Mbappe': Thomas Tuchel insists it's a 'miracle' that Chelsea will finish third in the Premier League with 'key player' N'Golo Kante only playing 40% of games after 1-1 draw with Leicester
- Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel has hailed likely third-place finish due to situations
- N'Golo Kante has missed more than half the campaign with a string of injuries
- The German lauds the World Cup winning midfielder as the Blues key player
PUBLISHED: 00:39 BST, 20 May 2022 | UPDATED: 01:03 BST, 20 May 2022
Thomas Tuchel has hailed Chelsea's likely third-place Premier League finish as a 'miracle' given N'Golo Kante's injury struggles.
Marcos Alonso's sweetly-struck volley snatched Chelsea a 1-1 draw with Leicester at Stamford Bridge that sealed third place in everything but mathematics.
Chelsea boast a goal difference superiority of 18 on fourth-placed Tottenham, and manager Tuchel believes the job to seal third is effectively done and dusted.
Kante has missed more than half the campaign with a string of different injuries, leaving Tuchel to lament the France World Cup winner's absence across the campaign.
The 31-year-old has a year left to run on his Chelsea deal, with Tuchel insisting the Blues must find a way to have him playing more regularly to boost his chances of a longer stay in west London.
'I think he is our key, key, key player; but key, key, key players need to be on the pitch,' said Tuchel.
'He plays only 40 per cent of the games. So it's maybe a miracle that we arrived in third place.
'Because he is our Mo Salah, he is our (Virgil) Van Dijk, he is our (Kevin) De Bruyne, he is simply that player.
'He is our Neymar, he is our Kylian Mbappe; he is the guy who makes the difference. And if you only have him 40 per cent it's a huge problem.
'Given that percentage it's maybe a miracle of how consistent we produce results and puts everything into perspective.
'Because I saw Liverpool without Van Dijk last season and they struggled, heavily. And you see the difference.
'So N'Golo is our key player, and he needs to be on the pitch.'
Asked if Chelsea can solve Kante's physical issues, Tuchel continued: 'I hope so. It's hard to live with, because it's important for him to be there and have the rhythm.
'I think he played OK, but he can play so much better.
'He can play so much better, but when was his last game that he started, it was weeks ago.
'So he constantly starts getting rhythm, then once he gets rhythm comes a little injury and he's out again.
'Imagine last year, he was in the last five matches of Champions League man of the match.
'I mean they handed him the trophy before the match, because it was clear when he played he would be man of the match. It was like this.
'And this guy who gets man of the match in every Champions League game, he's only here for 40-something per cent of the match.'
The German continued: 'This is huge for us. We do everything to solve it, and of course him as well.
'I don't blame him, it's a concern and it's a fact that we miss him a lot. Because he brings something unique in world football.
'He has that ability to lift everybody up and make the difference. And this is the challenge for him, and for us.'
James Maddison lashed Leicester into an early lead at Chelsea, before Alonso volleyed home from Reece James' fine angled cross.
'We were the better team and we deserved to win, but we did what was needed,' said Tuchel.
'We needed a point, we got a point, and didn't allow any chances.
'But today is still the day where we secured third place.'
Leicester boss Brendan Rodgers hailed goalscorer Maddison for emerging from tough times to produce a fine overall campaign.
'We had to battle really hard, they are obviously a top-class side,' said Rodgers.
'We got off to a great start with a fantastic goal; our defending was good, with structure and concentration. And we deserved a point.
'This is a young man that showed great courage and came to me when he said his confidence had taken a bit of a hit.
'We just built him up again, fundamentally helped him work hard on his game.
'And from that moment he's worked his way back into the game, been consistent and defensively he's been very good.
'He's really, really improved, and he's been our top player this season.'
'James really is a top player and he's maturing with every game that he plays.
'I thought he was our standout player with the ball, his aggression, his ability to take the ball in space.
Thomas Tuchel sure doesn't know much about "miracles". He thinks it's a miracle that Chelski leads Spurs by 3 points simply because Kante hasn't played more
Thomas Tuchel on Kante: 'He is our Neymar, he is our Kylian Mbappe.'
Marcos Alonso's sweetly-struck volley snatched Chelsea a 1-1 draw with Leicester at Stamford Bridge that sealed third place in everything but mathematics.
'He is our Neymar, he is our Kylian Mbappe': Thomas Tuchel insists it's a 'miracle' that Chelsea will finish third in the Premier League with 'key player' N'Golo Kante only playing 40% of games after 1-1 draw with Leicester
By NICK PUREWAL, PRESS ASSOCIATION SPORT and JACOB RANSON FOR MAILONLINE
- Chelsea boss Thomas Tuchel has hailed likely third-place finish due to situations
- N'Golo Kante has missed more than half the campaign with a string of injuries
- The German lauds the World Cup winning midfielder as the Blues key player
PUBLISHED: 00:39 BST, 20 May 2022 | UPDATED: 01:03 BST, 20 May 2022
Thomas Tuchel has hailed Chelsea's likely third-place Premier League finish as a 'miracle' given N'Golo Kante's injury struggles.
Marcos Alonso's sweetly-struck volley snatched Chelsea a 1-1 draw with Leicester at Stamford Bridge that sealed third place in everything but mathematics.
Chelsea boast a goal difference superiority of 18 on fourth-placed Tottenham, and manager Tuchel believes the job to seal third is effectively done and dusted.
Kante has missed more than half the campaign with a string of different injuries, leaving Tuchel to lament the France World Cup winner's absence across the campaign.
The 31-year-old has a year left to run on his Chelsea deal, with Tuchel insisting the Blues must find a way to have him playing more regularly to boost his chances of a longer stay in west London.
'I think he is our key, key, key player; but key, key, key players need to be on the pitch,' said Tuchel.
'He plays only 40 per cent of the games. So it's maybe a miracle that we arrived in third place.
'Because he is our Mo Salah, he is our (Virgil) Van Dijk, he is our (Kevin) De Bruyne, he is simply that player.
'He is our Neymar, he is our Kylian Mbappe; he is the guy who makes the difference. And if you only have him 40 per cent it's a huge problem.
'Given that percentage it's maybe a miracle of how consistent we produce results and puts everything into perspective.
'Because I saw Liverpool without Van Dijk last season and they struggled, heavily. And you see the difference.
'So N'Golo is our key player, and he needs to be on the pitch.'
Asked if Chelsea can solve Kante's physical issues, Tuchel continued: 'I hope so. It's hard to live with, because it's important for him to be there and have the rhythm.
'I think he played OK, but he can play so much better.
'He can play so much better, but when was his last game that he started, it was weeks ago.
'So he constantly starts getting rhythm, then once he gets rhythm comes a little injury and he's out again.
'Imagine last year, he was in the last five matches of Champions League man of the match.
'I mean they handed him the trophy before the match, because it was clear when he played he would be man of the match. It was like this.
'And this guy who gets man of the match in every Champions League game, he's only here for 40-something per cent of the match.'
The German continued: 'This is huge for us. We do everything to solve it, and of course him as well.
'I don't blame him, it's a concern and it's a fact that we miss him a lot. Because he brings something unique in world football.
'He has that ability to lift everybody up and make the difference. And this is the challenge for him, and for us.'
James Maddison lashed Leicester into an early lead at Chelsea, before Alonso volleyed home from Reece James' fine angled cross.
'We were the better team and we deserved to win, but we did what was needed,' said Tuchel.
'We needed a point, we got a point, and didn't allow any chances.
'But today is still the day where we secured third place.'
Absolute twat.....
Much like his pathetic whining about having to get up earlier than normal before a game for Covid testing.
Much like him crying about squad depth when the rotated XI he fielded against us still boasted a £200m bench.
.........That clubs stains you quick.
Alonso apparantely called him a mutherfucker before he got taken off
Did Tuchel respond by calling him a child murderer
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Nah, the billionaire privilage is to stink like rotten fish and have everyone say you smell of daisies.
Also, if you had billions in the bank, would you not buy some antiperspirant deodorant?
Maybe if he goes on holiday when he comes back theres no club to come back to ?
It’s not over yet, abramovich will fuck them, I can see it
Can we not quickly get Amazon in for an inside special for when the shit properly hits the fan over the next month or so?
They could use the much needed proceeds to pay the leccy and the tea lady.
So let me get this right: license runs out, Chavs disbanded, Burnley come back up. :contefacepalm:
I'd take that in a fucking heart beat and Woolwich in the champions league
Government saying it will go through. But I have a weird feeling there's a sting in the tale. Seen as they can't seem to kill quite enough Ukrainians
Chelsea deal 'still has major hurdles to overcome'
The government is set to approve Chelsea's £4.25bn sale in the next 24 hours but the deal still has "major hurdles to overcome", BBC Sport learns.
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Yep I think this ends very badlyChelsea deal 'still has major hurdles to overcome'
The government is set to approve Chelsea's £4.25bn sale in the next 24 hours but the deal still has "major hurdles to overcome", BBC Sport learns.