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Some shit from Mania Laugh at Tottenham thread and my not so learned thoughts..

Oh yeah that whiny kid who just happen to win the league wherever he goes, wonder why’s that?

So fucking right. Wins the league everywhere.


I think they are laughing at us now, if they keep Conte they will be laughing at us next year as well.

And the next and the next. Good spot

Can we rename this thread the cope thread?

TFC grants Permission for you to change the title of the thread from Let’s Laugh at Tottenham to ’ Every Yids laughing at me’ as long as some form of therapy is available.

Sp**s are in the top 4 because Arteta bottled it, not because Conte is a genius. 👍

In correct. Whilst you are right in that Legohead is a bottler, Saint Antony of WHL is most definitely a genius as has been canonised through the miracle of Docherty, Royal and for most famously raising the dead to a CL place,

When it came to the point of the season where losing wasn’t an option, one guy had been there and done it, one only had stories from his City intern days.

Yep, you do have a fucking intern in charge.

I’m certainly not calling him a genius, anyone can say get the ball to Son and Kane - but I think he’s undeniably shown the difference.

TFC have reviewed your request to get the ball to Son and Kane and will implement the request from the 2022-23 season.

What happens if Arteta inherits a disinterested Kane who tried to engineer a move out? Does he get the best out of him or make an enemy out of him? I think we both know.

When you say both? Was this written on the hour mark in the NDL.

ah it’s fine. Bottling top 4 in pathetic fashion is an improvement or something.

Yep, it is a marked improvement on 8th.

Tottenham have been more ambitious and acted more like a big club than we have over the last 6-7 years which is saying something.

You sir are promoted.

Even if Conte leaves they won't give to Ryan Mason they will go for another experienced manager like a normal club would do.

But he ain’t leaving you donut.

Also find it difficult to laugh at them considering it's their 6th year they have finished ahead with 3/4 of them having qualified for the UCL.

Get used to it.

He has done a great job with Sp**s and deserves all the credit coming to him. Got lucky with our slip ups in the end but that’s football.

Is he the answer for Sp**s, well if he stays there for the next few years he can turn them into a serious, consistent top four team for sure.

This geezer would fucking die in here. He is as funny as fuck.
 
Nketia will be next on a far bigger wage than they would have wanted.

:levywhoa:
“Who’s name is Nketia” doesn’t roll off the tongue as well as that arse bandit pirate cunt’s Harry Kane jibe. But seriously… every agent of players at that shower has the KY out and on their dildos at the ready.
Slow and painful insertion followed by a furious pumping. Their summer window is going to be painful and expensive with the Thursday night cup on offer. It’s a thing of beauty.
 
Fair play to Bardi and Nathan for not kicking the shit out of these two big-mouthed cunts from AFTV, jeez man I would have lost my shit and lumped these cunts................


Honestly, I don't really mind Robbie. Think he's pretty level headed for the most part and seems like someone you could have a conversation about. Sure, he'd banter you but he's realistic and would take some banter back.

Ty though? I almost feel bad saying it, but he's clearly not all there and it's almost a bit... I don't know how to put it, but it feels slightly wrong they put him out there to just get laughed at. They must know something is wrong with him.
 

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Honestly, I don't really mind Robbie. Think he's pretty level headed for the most part and seems like someone you could have a conversation about. Sure, he'd banter you but he's realistic and would take some banter back.

Ty though? I almost feel bad saying it, but he's clearly not all there and it's almost a bit... I don't know how to put it, but it feels slightly wrong they put him out there to just get laughed at. They must know something is wrong with him.
It's outright exploitation.
 
Honestly, I don't really mind Robbie. Think he's pretty level headed for the most part and seems like someone you could have a conversation about. Sure, he'd banter you but he's realistic and would take some banter back.

Ty though? I almost feel bad saying it, but he's clearly not all there and it's almost a bit... I don't know how to put it, but it feels slightly wrong they put him out there to just get laughed at. They must know something is wrong with him.
Thoughtful, analytical presenters don’t draw clicks. Put in an outraged man-child or conspiracy theorist whose antics make us laugh AT them. It’s the modern equivalent of having tea with the Elephant Man.
 

VirginiaSpur

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"Intelligent but stupid" - Ahab
Thoughtful, analytical presenters don’t draw clicks. Put in an outraged man-child or conspiracy theorist whose antics make us laugh AT them. It’s the modern equivalent of having tea with the Elephant Man.
Give it ten minutes and Jonathan Merrick would turn it around and have people buying tickets to come laugh at Ty.
 
Forgot to mention this Andy66 Andy66

Was having a chuckle over the obituary columns, ie Arse-Mania, the other day. One of them had been on here to see what WE were saying about THEM (is that the very definition of neurosis?)

Anyway they'd copied over one of your posts

:contekiss:

Living rent free in their heads mate!!
 
Nketieh staying. When will he learn? They are just gonna sign a different striker to start ahead of him. He'll be in the exact same position he wanted to leave for.
Almost all his goals have been scored in micky mouse cups v the likes of Dundalk Wien Leicester Sunderland reserves.

Looks like he's got a decent attitude, some of his sitters have been because he's chased down the keeper or crap passes. Maybe that's why they like him so much. And to lose him would look really bad with all the other strikers moving out.

Goons talking like Jesus is coming (ha!) but which marquee striker is going to go there with no CL next season, and very unlikely in the near future with the current top 4 and NUFC to be competing soon too.

Underwhelming. But yeah, in Edteta world "it's like a new signing!!"
 
Almost all his goals have been scored in micky mouse cups v the likes of Dundalk Wien Leicester Sunderland reserves.

Looks like he's got a decent attitude, some of his sitters have been because he's chased down the keeper or crap passes. Maybe that's why they like him so much. And to lose him would look really bad with all the other strikers moving out.

Goons talking like Jesus is coming (ha!) but which marquee striker is going to go there with no CL next season, and very unlikely in the near future with the current top 4 and NUFC to be competing soon too.

Underwhelming. But yeah, in Edteta world "it's like a new signing!!"

They see Jesus as a marquee signing, we consider a possible Jesus signing as a squad depth / rotation signing.
 
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