If you think that's stupid, wait until you see him "playing"
The most brain dead footballer I've ever seen. I still can't believe actual scouts from an actual professional football club in the most competitive league in the world, looked at this immature imbecile with discombobulated legs and thought "you know what, he's just what we need!"
I'm speechless... I literally have no speech
Anyway, party time! Everyone is ecstatic in the Benfica forum
(and now he'll become the best full-back in the world, just to annoy the Benfica fans even more, cunt...)