Come here to laugh at United

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

No fricking way! And he's only played 30 minutes in Serie A. He must have some reputation for the Reds to pay so much for him.

I think you're underestimating how desperate Ed Woodward was today.
:mourlmao:

 

[Mr. Voldemort]

Watching Sky nosh off Cavani now.

LOL that they listed his major honours. Spoiler alert: it's hoovering up trophies in France as is par for the course spending years at PSG.

They also listed his iffy goal return from last season but hand waved it away to make it sound in any way impressive. I'll put my neck on the line and suggest this ain't the Ibrahimovic transfer mk2.

I'll believe you're right even more when Joe Hart agrees with you and puts his neck on the line.

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

 

[jgn88]

Incredible twitter handle

 

[Totti]

 

[snowkarl]

They're the biggest joke in football. What a fucking clown show.

Cavani is gonna cost em 30m over 2 years... their main right wingers are some Ivorian kid and a Uruguayan farmer aged 18...

If they'd done this 15 years ago, pre insane Sky money, they'd legit have pulled a Leeds. Sucks you can't do it anymore really.

 

[ShutUpPatrik]

"All in!" Ed Woodward loudly proclaims as he flips his cards over at the poker table. Only to reveal that they are Pokémon cards.

 

[Ohniruom]

United in one picture- Fucking Mess

 

[ElTel]

If Poch goes there he will build a team around Henderson, AWB, Telles, Maguire, McTominey, Fernandes, Martial Greenwood and Rashford. That's a decent foundation and he will look to buy a centre back and centre midfielder

 

[SavSpurs]

If Poch goes there he will build a team around Henderson, AWB, Telles, Maguire, McTominey, Fernandes, Martial Greenwood and Rashford. That's a decent foundation and he will look to buy a centre back and centre midfielder

What happened to that pacey winger they bought, that everyone went crazy over? Was he called James? I seem to remember he was super fast, but I can't even remember his name now!

 

[Jenny Talia]

If Poch goes there he will build a team around Henderson, AWB, Telles, Maguire, McTominey, Fernandes, Martial Greenwood and Rashford. That's a decent foundation and he will look to buy a centre back and centre midfielder

I’m sure he will have a good look at the U23 and academy players. Williams, Tuanzebe and Fosu-Mensah for example.

 

[SoCalSpurs]

Imagine being in their U-23s and a winger, then seeing United bought for a shitload of money basically a kid from Atalanta to take the position you've been fighting for.

 

[Burke]

whos is jacob?

 

[Totti]

whos is jacob?

Maguire

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

Turns out Mourinho was right about Shaw, their board & 2nd being unbelievable

 

[ryuzakiluke100]

You can't make this up

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Apologies if it's already been posted, but this is some peak United-cunt-pain.

For anyone unaware, the particularly emotional gentleman is the only United fan in the room.

 

[Totti]

First touch, shot and the little dive at the end.

He'll fit right in

 

[Tomo]

First touch, shot and the little dive at the end.

He'll fit right in

I used to watch him for PSG the amount of big chances he would fuck up was amazing, that being said his movement was good he would always get in position to fuck up.

 

[Elias]

I used to watch him for PSG the amount of big chances he would fuck up was amazing, that being said his movement was good he would always get in position to fuck up.

Yup. If Kane was through one on one with the keeper, and the opposition CB could take him out for a red card, then the opposition coach would doubtless scream at his player to foul him.

With Cavani, I'm sure the coach would rather keep 11 men on the pitch and take their chances on Cavani blasting the ball into the stand.

When he was hot, Cavani could look near unplayable. But that training ground shot is no aberration.