Come here to laugh at United

[Chevy5]

So, they've got to beat Bayern & hope that Copenhagen draw with Galatasaray.

 

[Zomb]

Martial and Marcus LOL

bags of potatoes on each shoulder - lazy arrogant cunts

 

[Chevy5]

They've had some really low, lows, since 2013. Lower than any former super-successful club.

They've been genuinely humiliated on several occasions.

 

[mummy]

I've been holding this one in for quite a while now...

 

[Chevy5]

But..but..Manager of the Month...

But..Player of the Month...

 

[Ionman34]

The problem of turning your back on the media and banning them, they're just going to sharpen the knifes even more cause you've pissed them off, I don't expect them to go easy on Ten Hag.

I kind of doubt he'll be around for much longer to see it.

Losing at home is bad enough, we've all just had that feeling recently ourselves, but they were battered at home.

By Bournemouth, who've never won there in their history before.

Ten Hag is a goner. I wouldn't be surprised if he's gone before the weekend is over.

 

[TonySoprano]

They could easily go 26 years without winning the league, just as they did before Ferguson. They are an absolute mess and it’s all of their own making. Their recruitment and squad management over the last decade has been horrendous.

 

[Jimk]

Seeing United fans calling for Conte

 

[Chevy5]

I'm just readying the old laughing muscles, in anticipation of what will undoubtedly be the most pathetic Champions League campaign in history.

 

[cretinousgoat]

View: https://twitter.com/AndyMitten/status/1734215946204524725?t=P9o_htBfNfjGEHyG4cb_9w&s=19

That is actually diabolical.

Seen better training at my old Johnson FC 2nds - and we were in division 8 of the pembrokeshire leagues ffs.

 

[TottsAmazeballs]

• Only Royal Antwerp (15) have conceded more goals in the Champions League than United this season (14). No Premier League side has ever conceded 15+ goals in a single group stage of the competition before.

 

[Murphy]

• Only Royal Antwerp (15) have conceded more goals in the Champions League than United this season (14). No Premier League side has ever conceded 15+ goals in a single group stage of the competition before.

Haha they'll rest him and United will get away with it.

 

[Billy Bob mate]

On his programme on YouTube he was adamant they’d beat Bournemouth 3 nil and said “if they can’t beat Bournemouth at home they’re in real trouble”. He then followed it up with saying he couldn’t see us getting anything from the Newcastle game.

The guy is a moron who doesn’t do his work or research. I bet the only team in the PL he watches is Man Utd.

It's clear he has very little knowledge of the game outside the Premier League/Champions League bubble.

Valencia and his 'He's copying Pep' comment prove it conclusively.

 

[Emala]

If they had any sense they'd be on the phone with Graham Potter right now...

Think he is a bit overrated.

 

[Darnswim]

Think he is a bit overrated.

He's a million miles better than that idiot currently in charge.

 

[Emala]

He's a million miles better than that idiot currently in charge.

Yes but so are you and your hamster.

 

[Paul Gascoigne]

If Ten Hag carries on, it will cost United millions as he seems to want to get rid of half of the team and he doesn't seem to buy anybody good either. Antony is an example.

 

[Sir Alfred Conn]

Ha de ha ha ha

 

[Malibu]

View: https://x.com/footballfunnnys/status/1734693629342716206?s=46&t=61-q4Ubtc8Mci3P7chxGTA

 

[Paul Gascoigne]

Their squad is shit.

And yet they are 6th