So the core fact is that there was a fight between Greek police officers and the Maguire clan.
Also, it's fairly clear that the Maguires were blind drunk. I mean why else buy £4.50 donor kebabs after wolfing down 7 ribeye steaks for 800 Euros and bottles of Jack Daniels at over 100 Euros each.
The key problem for Slabhead is that he might be able to laugh off a pub fight, after all Ben Stokes managed it. But assaulting police officers is a major No No, especially with the Andrew Harper horror case so fresh in the memory.
Harry Maguire is a very expensive and valuable asset to manure. So some explanation for why Maguire was fighting and hospitalizing three police officers has to be found if that asset's value is to be preserved.
The two accounts essentially boil down to the following.
Greek version: the Maguires were drunk, got into a fight, and when plain clothes police intervened, the Maguires assaulted them. The assaults continued when the Maguires got to the police station, and then bribery attempts were made.
Maguire version: Daisy's eyes looked funny so we thought some Albanians had injected her with a date rape drug. (Note injected her in the street, which is highly unusual. The usual MO according to police is to slip a date rape drug in a drink.) We hired a minibus to take Daisy to hospital, but it took us to the police station. We feared we were being kidnapped, and then the Greek police assaulted us for no reason. The police attacked my leg, telling me my football career was over, and I feared for my life so I ran.
Hmmm.
None of us were there.
But one account sounds more credible than the other.