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Although it's wrong that a player can suddenly down tools, I can't say I blame him. He must be looking at spams transfer targets this January, a 34 year old at Sunderland, Snodgrass and a striker from Brentford and thinking what a lack of ambition the club has unless ' the next level' means the championship to their owners

No point in spam playing hardball with him, they might as well cash in and reinvest in some loan signings.......Given his age and recent form I would imagine his value is dropping on a daily basis

Anyway thanks go to spam, the club that keeps giving a daily comedy sketch in 2017

They must be up for a Bafta by now

That fat cunt from Gavin & Tracey could present it in his xxxxl Spam shirt "and tonights special award for a lifetime in comedy goes too"
 
The owners are going to try and milk this to get fans on board.....now they have a scapegoat. Its ALL Payets fault, which is why they are so quick, yet again, to go public with it all.

He´ll get slated, but the Spammer fans will see right through the charade.

The owners either wont sell, and get fuck all for him later, or they will sell, and not be able to upgrade anyway, as no good players will go there.

Win Win Win situation

They've said they won't sell, so if they break that now the owners will look weak and only interested in the money which is what many of the fans have realized recently. Are they really not going to sell their aging star when he is in the paper every other day and the commentators saying in games such as Woolwich laboring to another come back draw could really do with signing Payet? Surely they will sell him later this month.
 
Some of the best from KUMB...

how do I break the news to my 6 year old who idolises him? any suggestions?
looks like i better re decorate his ****ing bedroom to!


Now someone get the ladder out and take down the 10ft 27 shirt.


For a brief second we saw the promised land. We had a team that were cheated out of the champions league places by dodgy refereeing decisions.
We had a team to be proud of and at it's a heart a player who we all agreed (at the time) was the best to put on the shirt. He had his own anthem that we all sang in unison.
But we were sold a pup by a board with no ambition. Instead of buying quality to go around him we bought a shower of ****.
Of course he wants to go, who can blame him?
This whole thing has been engineered from the start, there is no way those spivs could keep a £30million asset that would start to depreciate in value. They wont invest in the team, there will be more empty promises.
This is a sad day for the club

That big shirt of his and the other decoration on the outside at the bowl is going to look a little out of place now..

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this is how it feels to be sad
this is how it feel to be lonely
this is how it feels when your world means nothing at all
no idea what song that lyric is from , but i am feeling it

The saddest thing about this is that I'm finding it hard to care anymore. 10 years ago I would have been gutted, but now the connection is gone. Not just to West Ham, but to football. I no longer feel part of it and I'm finding it harder and harder to justify turning over my money every season to a bunch of spoilt brats to whom we have no connection.

I mean the whole club has basically gone down the toilet. Instead of loyal, passionate supports we now play in a soulless bowl that has been dillluted with the number of daytrippers. We were promised a team to build around Payet and instead have bought players like Zaza, Calleri, Nordtveit and now Scott Hogan who are nowhere near the level we should be aiming for. I would be as frustrated as he is right now playing in that team. Go and get your dream move to Madrid, Barcelona or Juventus, Dimitri.

One of the quotes from Bilic recently regarding transfers and the basis on which we sign players were that they have to be 'cheap', sums us up really, we're cheap, cheap rented stadium, cheap tickets, cheap players.

Levy would still be able to get £50M for him now, our clowns will be lucky to get anywhere near half that.

We've got Nordtveidt
Havard Nordtveidt
I just don't think you understand
Payet was our man
But ultimately he left because we were **** and he was a bit of a mercenary so we ran out of players to sing about and have to choose whoever we can
We've got Havard Nordtveidt

Told we were moving to compete with the best, we then brought the biggest collection utter dross ever seen at West Ham from our marque forward zaza to ayew, fengoolie, number 4, tore and then to rectify this ****ing shambles of a window they attempt to buy a 35 year old striker who jumped ship 10mins after relegation, some cock nobody's heard of from poxy Brentford and snod effing grass.
 
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For a brief second we saw the promised land. We had a team that were cheated out of the champions league places by dodgy refereeing decisions.

This is the most delusional one. The West Ham fans have convinced themselves that they were cheated out of CL last season, that the league conspired against them with bad refereeing decisions to stop them getting in to avoid the embarrassment for the league of having a team run by people who made their fortune from pornography...

Yeah, I kid you not. They really believe this - a) that they were good enough to finish top four in the first place and b) that there was/is this conspiracy.

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suddenly 4-5 pages more of this thread since last night, was thinking WTF I must be looking at an old reply but no, West Ham going tits up.
 
Waiting for SouthStand Billy SouthStand Billy 's reaction like

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Mate, i've literally been out all morning with no 4g - heard the news and drove like a fucking lunatic to get to the nearest computer.. I'm sitting here dying for a piss but this takes priority..

In this, the best season to take the piss out of them, this is the funniest news i've heard yet..

Once i've been for a piss and dried the wet patch on the front of my trousers, i'm heading straight for Kumb..

This is hilarious..
 
Mate, i've literally been out all morning with no 4g - heard the news and drove like a fucking lunatic to get to the nearest computer.. I'm sitting here dying for a piss but this takes priority..

In this, the best season to take the piss out of them, this is the funniest news i've heard yet..

Once i've been for a piss and dried the wet patch on the front of my trousers, i'm heading straight for Kumb..

This is hilarious..

The replies on kumb will give your trousers a different wet patch.
 
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