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The Dildos do the same every time
"We've parted company with Alladyce and are looking for a manager to take us to the next level" flood the press with
"Hammers eye ambitious move for Ancelloti"
"Benitez the man to lead Hammers olympic dream"
"Hammers looking to strike gold with Unai Emery"
followed by" we were so close " followed by "we are delighted to announce Slaven Bilic"
fast forward 12 months
" As massive West Ham fans our life dream is to take West Ham to the very top and we are determined to bring in the very best players into the world's greatest Stadium that We are proud to call the new home of West Ham"
flood media with
"Zlatan is a player we are very interested in and is the calibre of player we are intent on bringing to the London stadium"
" West Ham closing in on Carlos Bacca"
then the escape plan
"Woolwich keen on Bacca who wants Cl football West Ham remain keen"
"120k a week Contract offer on the table for Carlos Bacca , Cl football still a stumbling block"
hmmm
""West Ham lead chase for Batshuyi striker keen on London move"
"West Ham closing in on Batshuyi beating Spurs to his signature"
Batshuyi joins Chelsea
"West Ham remain firmly in hunt for sort after french striker Lacazette"
"Sources close to West Ham believe that the club will be able to tempt top target Lacazette by making the club's highest paid player"
"Lyons president reveals club turn down 40 million pound bid from ambitious East London club West Ham Utd"
A 12 year old twitter user reveals a deal with an established international who has scored over 20 international goals is close two days later the same 12 year old announces West Ham have announced the signing of Andre Ayew for a club record fee
12 year old twitter user reveals West Ham have reached an agreement to sign Jonathon Calleri on a season long loan from nobody FC whilst commending the efforts at everyone at West Ham who worked so hard to get the deal over the line for a much coveted young Argentine prospect with a massive future.
Paper reports
"West Ham have won the race for Jonathon Calleri beating of a host of teams from around Europe to the much coveted Argentines signature , Spurs had a long standing interest in the player Chelsea also watched the player many times the Hammers even held firm after late interest from Spanish giants Barcelona"
12 year old twitter user reports West Ham are close to agreeing a loan deal with an established Italy international with a clause that triggers a permanent transfer that would smash the current transfer record if the target plays "not many games at all"
Press reports that Zaza has signed for West Ham and if he plays 10 games it will trigger a 24 million pound transfer (who's ever heard of such a ridiculous arrangement?)
fast forward another 12 months the club who sold their best player and have signed 3 veterans in a row are busy linking themselves with any player under the stars but will end up getting cheap punts and bang average journeyman.
"We've parted company with Alladyce and are looking for a manager to take us to the next level" flood the press with
"Hammers eye ambitious move for Ancelloti"
"Benitez the man to lead Hammers olympic dream"
"Hammers looking to strike gold with Unai Emery"
followed by" we were so close " followed by "we are delighted to announce Slaven Bilic"
fast forward 12 months
" As massive West Ham fans our life dream is to take West Ham to the very top and we are determined to bring in the very best players into the world's greatest Stadium that We are proud to call the new home of West Ham"
flood media with
"Zlatan is a player we are very interested in and is the calibre of player we are intent on bringing to the London stadium"
" West Ham closing in on Carlos Bacca"
then the escape plan
"Woolwich keen on Bacca who wants Cl football West Ham remain keen"
"120k a week Contract offer on the table for Carlos Bacca , Cl football still a stumbling block"
hmmm
""West Ham lead chase for Batshuyi striker keen on London move"
"West Ham closing in on Batshuyi beating Spurs to his signature"
Batshuyi joins Chelsea
"West Ham remain firmly in hunt for sort after french striker Lacazette"
"Sources close to West Ham believe that the club will be able to tempt top target Lacazette by making the club's highest paid player"
"Lyons president reveals club turn down 40 million pound bid from ambitious East London club West Ham Utd"
A 12 year old twitter user reveals a deal with an established international who has scored over 20 international goals is close two days later the same 12 year old announces West Ham have announced the signing of Andre Ayew for a club record fee
12 year old twitter user reveals West Ham have reached an agreement to sign Jonathon Calleri on a season long loan from nobody FC whilst commending the efforts at everyone at West Ham who worked so hard to get the deal over the line for a much coveted young Argentine prospect with a massive future.
Paper reports
"West Ham have won the race for Jonathon Calleri beating of a host of teams from around Europe to the much coveted Argentines signature , Spurs had a long standing interest in the player Chelsea also watched the player many times the Hammers even held firm after late interest from Spanish giants Barcelona"
12 year old twitter user reports West Ham are close to agreeing a loan deal with an established Italy international with a clause that triggers a permanent transfer that would smash the current transfer record if the target plays "not many games at all"
Press reports that Zaza has signed for West Ham and if he plays 10 games it will trigger a 24 million pound transfer (who's ever heard of such a ridiculous arrangement?)
fast forward another 12 months the club who sold their best player and have signed 3 veterans in a row are busy linking themselves with any player under the stars but will end up getting cheap punts and bang average journeyman.
Using your club to advertise your movie.
Sullivan thinks he's a gangster.
Maybe he should have gone on the job, could have fitted through one hole upright.
Would have been able to buy a player as well.
What is the actual point of this joke of a club ?
Decent joke butt.
They most certainly are !
Where's that oxford kid? I thought he was the biggest thing since viagra
The same way anyone who plays for them goes, downhill fast..
Used to play for Spurs i'll have you know..
Edmonton lad wasn't he? They still talk about him to this day because they beat the goons and he played as DM when they sat on the edge of their bait for 86 mins.
They don't field players under 33, so he's waiting until then for a decent run out.
So did Lee Bernard and he now plays for this side called Sainsbury Braintree Superstore
After all their hullabulloo about them beating us to the shitbowl and how West Ham were now light years ahead of Spurs and how shit WHL was this must be a right hard swift kick in the bollocks for the mugs.
Fans rank Premier League 1stadiums by their atmosphere: West Ham bottom, but who's top?
Fans rank Premier League 1stadiums by their atmosphere: West Ham bottom, but who's top?
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So did Lee Bernard and he now plays for this side called Sainsbury Braintree Superstore
He was at Braintree last season, he just signed for Chelmsford. He looked as excited as you might imagine in his unveiling video.
West ham are one of the greatest teams in the world???
What world is this?
The Romford and district world subbetteo league...
What world is this?
The Romford and district world subbetteo league...
Premier League 2017-18: West Ham unable to play at home until September
Spam are gonna have to ask Southampton to switch their fixtures round, as they won't be able to fulfil their scheduled home match because of the athletics! Hope Saints tell them where to go
Spam are gonna have to ask Southampton to switch their fixtures round, as they won't be able to fulfil their scheduled home match because of the athletics! Hope Saints tell them where to go