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I used to quite like West Ham, at least when they played good football and had a great academy i.e. before the days of Fat Sam.
I am not sure where you call the line of big clubs - for me, Spurs are, because they are listed on the largest clubs in the world at around 12 or 14 - haven't bothered to check for a while. that's pretty big in my book. Sure, there are English clubs that are bigger.
We are not the oldest club, we are fairly new, in fact, joining up what, about 20 years late? We have a fantastic history, albeit the best bits were 50 years ago, and are responsible for things like the saying 'Sick as a parrot' from when the club parrot died the night the gooners cheated themselves into the top flight, and 'Glory, Glory' because the football we played was so good it must have been made in Heaven. And we have done some things to be proud of, such us standing up against racism by calling ourselves Yids.
I dislike Woolwich intensely, essentially for historical reasons regarding their ownership by a conman who cheated them into the league and deliberately tried to pinch our fans, also for their history of employing criminals. But I admit that they are a big club with a strong history.
I dislike Chelsea, essentially because when I was beginning to get interested in football they were the thugs, their fans all bovver boys looking for trouble, and to this day remain horrible racist bigots, and I also feel they are really a second division club (I know not totally true, but nearly).
I do like Fulham, though dislike Al Fayad, and I like QPR. Don't think either are big or historical. Millwall I like and dislike - like for their recent family atmosphere, dislike for past violence.

Sorry for the long winded reply, but cannot talk about just one of the other London clubs, it might think itself important to us.
 
I knew this nob would think that this thread is proof of our hatred for west ham. There's a much bigger thread on liverpool, you think that's "evidence" of our hatred in the intense north london-merseyside derby?

Oh well. I'm sure you will have a wankfest on kumb over this. Desperate for a rival, it's embarrassing.
 
You know when you're eating crisps, sometimes a crumb might end up on your T-shirt which you don't notice for ages. When you do eventually notice it, you might flick it away with either some kind of disdain or perhaps utter indifference (if you don't eat it)...and that is how I feel about West Ham...an utter non-entity.

Yeah, but the crumb doesn't sing racist chants at you or suddenly think it's more important than you. The crumb won't claim to have won the World Cup either. That's why I prefer crisps over West Ham basically.
 
West Ham are a bit of an irrelevence really. Just very annoying like a little brother who is trying far too hard to walk in big brothers foot steps.

They have invented this non-existent rivalry and see THFC as their cup final and then despite being 'the best supporters in the country' have to put the tickets on general sale to shift them. Embarrassing and a bit sad really.

Even their hero, the late great Bobby Moore wanted to be a Tottenham player!

But they did win the world cup.
 
One of the most over the top celebrations from an away end for decades was their 0-0 (nil nil), a couple of years ago.

says it all, sad.
 
I actually do hate west ham and for me its the only game outside of matches against the other top 6 teams that has a needly atmosphere.
I don't hate them because they are rivals on the pitch or in the league. It's more to do with desperately wanting to shut their horrible bigoted wide boy cunt fans up as they feel the need to give it the biggun all the time. Their owners are just as bad. Pathetic porn barons who have nearly secured tenancy in the Olympic stadium through some dodgy dealings and loaning cash off a struggling council. And yet they can't even sell out a home game against their so called 'biggest rivals.' on Monday.


But like most have said, I only give a monkeys when we play them. I actually want them to win when playing Woolwich, Chelsea, city etc. whereas when Woolwich play Chelsea I'm just praying for several horrendous injuries to both sides and a very localised outbreak of the Ebola virus.
 
Pathetic porn barons who have nearly secured tenancy in the Olympic stadium through some dodgy dealings and loaning cash off a struggling council.

No, they aren't really nice people like that nice Mr Levy. You know the nice man who hired the PIs (who have been arrested) to commit illegal practices against the OLC and the Board of West Ham. The one who tried to get Boris to get West Ham to drop the police investigation into the people he hired and instructed as a condition of dropping his interest in the Olympic Stadium. The one who was in bed with the equally reputable Barry Hearn in their vexatious legal shenanigans. The one that is the chairman of that oh so nice club in North London that got no votes out of 14 when he bid to win the OS..

They are of course pathetic porn baron as you say, so pathetic that they are worth hundreds of millions from their pathetic business dealings, selling products that most of you pathetic wankers have probably bought at various times in your life.
 
No, they aren't really nice people like that nice Mr Levy. You know the nice man who hired the PIs (who have been arrested) to commit illegal practices against the OLC and the Board of West Ham. The one who tried to get Boris to get West Ham to drop the police investigation into the people he hired and instructed as a condition of dropping his interest in the Olympic Stadium. The one who was in bed with the equally reputable Barry Hearn in their vexatious legal shenanigans. The one that is the chairman of that oh so nice club in North London that got no votes out of 14 when he bid to win the OS..

They are of course pathetic porn baron as you say, so pathetic that they are worth hundreds of millions from their pathetic business dealings, selling products that most of you pathetic wankers have probably bought at various times in your life.

Get the landing net out...

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...we have a bite.
 
Saga, pissed on a Sunday, in his Southend bedsit.

Furiously searching his overflowing dirty clothes basket for that joints worth of ditch weed he was sure he had left.

He knows he is going to have to top up the electricity key if he keeps on posting but he is angry....so angry.

Eight empty cans of Stella surround the sofa, the ash tray is overflowing. There's a pizza box by the window that is looking ever more appealing......

If it makes you feel any better mate I will happily kick your face off on Monday night, not because I hate your club, just to put you out of your misery.

Humanitarian innit xx
 
No, they aren't really nice people like that nice Mr Levy. You know the nice man who hired the PIs (who have been arrested) to commit illegal practices against the OLC and the Board of West Ham. The one who tried to get Boris to get West Ham to drop the police investigation into the people he hired and instructed as a condition of dropping his interest in the Olympic Stadium. The one who was in bed with the equally reputable Barry Hearn in their vexatious legal shenanigans. The one that is the chairman of that oh so nice club in North London that got no votes out of 14 when he bid to win the OS..

They are of course pathetic porn baron as you say, so pathetic that they are worth hundreds of millions from their pathetic business dealings, selling products that most of you pathetic wankers have probably bought at various times in your life.
hahaha and to think you said Spurs fans were easy to get a reaction from
 
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