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Speaking to a spammer yesterday and he claimed that they are going to renovate the stadium, dig down and bring the stands closer to the pitch. I asked how they could do that for something they rent so many times a year and what would happen to the carpet they just purchased?

Cue silence and a ' that's what I heard'

Jeez.....
 
Another game towards the end of the season for Spammers to contend with;

Unfortunately todays entertainment is OFF.

:pochsulk:


.....They're more likely to scrape a valuable point at the end of the season when City will have stopped giving a fuck too.
 
Got to say thats rather splendid. Its a long time since i had to consult the dictionary after reading the daily mail but what a fucking apt word deracinated is. Word of the day. Take a bow.

deracinate
/dɪˈrasɪneɪt/
verb
past tense: deracinated; past participle: deracinated
  1. uproot (someone) from their natural geographical, social, or cultural environment.
    "a deracinated writer who has complicated relations with his working-class background"
 
Speaking to a spammer yesterday and he claimed that they are going to renovate the stadium, dig down and bring the stands closer to the pitch. I asked how they could do that for something they rent so many times a year and what would happen to the carpet they just purchased?

Cue silence and a ' that's what I heard'

Jeez.....

They said similar last year and the year before.. Usually it's around ST renewal time.

Last year it was that the seats would be squared off and the season before that it was they were going to open the top tier making it 66k and bigger than Spurs ground.

How can the move the seats forward? the gap is already laughable plus the roof doesn cover the seats where they are so if it rained they'd get drenched..

As David Essex once said - "Oh what a Circus oh what a show"..

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Surely if the Olympic Stadium isn’t working the dildo’s could open up some of their old porn studios and convert one of them into a new stadium, makes as much sense as using a giant athletics track and the dildo’s could always use it as an opportunity to flog some of their traditional merchandise, Brady could provide a few demonstrations.
 
Surely if the Olympic Stadium isn’t working the dildo’s could open up some of their old porn studios and convert one of them into a new stadium, makes as much sense as using a giant athletics track and the dildo’s could always use it as an opportunity to flog some of their traditional merchandise, Brady could provide a few demonstrations.
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How come? Trains fucked because of the weather?
Due to extreme and escalating weather conditions and in the interests of supporter and staff safety, today’s match has been postponed.
This decision has been made by Manchester City’s Safety Officer following consultation with Club stakeholders and officials at West Ham United.
Further information regarding the rescheduling of today’s match will be published in due course.
 
Due to extreme and escalating weather conditions and in the interests of supporter and staff safety, today’s match has been postponed.
This decision has been made by Manchester City’s Safety Officer following consultation with Club stakeholders and officials at West Ham United.
Further information regarding the rescheduling of today’s match will be published in due course.
Ah well, hopefully a load of Wham fans had already made it half way there by the time they found out :levylol:
 
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