This is the most delusional one. The West Ham fans have convinced themselves that they were cheated out of CL last season, that the league conspired against them with bad refereeing decisions to stop them getting in to avoid the embarrassment for the league of having a team run by people who made their fortune from pornography...
Yeah, I kid you not. They really believe this - a) that they were good enough to finish top four in the first place and b) that there was/is this conspiracy.
This tickled me too. Especially with the infamous lasagne shits we had, that they delight in telling us whenever they get the chance. We were actually on the verge of CL. They live in dreamland.
Well fuck you West Ham. Karma eh? You bunch of melts!