Today I’ll embark on a 70 mile round trip to see a spammer. He is close enough to me to call him a brother.
however, I’ll embark on this arduous trip for one reason. To remind him of his place at the bottom of the footballing pantheon.
I’ll start with empathy as he will suspicious of my motives. Slowly reeling him in like an expert angler. I’ll nod and shake my head at the right times to lower his guard.
the. I’ll hit him with. It ain’t funny y’ know. and he will know in his fucking soul, that my amusement is at a health affecting level.
I thought about my psyche and am I some sort of psycho for wanting to inflict such pain. And the answer was a resounding yes.
then I thought about it from his perspective. And I decided I have to make the trip.
what would be the point in being a life long, ell muching dickhead, if it was not to be for the purpose of amusing a yid. Without my trip his life becomes without hollow And without meaning.
so I make the trip as a humanitarian, enlightening those who live in the dark.
so many strings to be being a yid, and such hard work.