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Craig Cuthbert

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Hi all
As a wee lad i lived in waltham abbey and was friends with a craig cuthbert who along with his family were big spurs fans.As we moved down somerset when still a lad lost contact any now many moons later i was hoping someone knows him or craig himself is a member here if so would like to hear from you.
 
I'm Craig Cuthbert!

Richard it's so good to see you! How are you these days? Still got the wonky leg and still making those huge papier mache willies? Ha ha. Remember when we caught you kissing Mrs. Philpott in science class? God, she was an old bow wow. At least 55 if I recall. Still you were a horny old boy weren't you? Always leaving us on the playground to go off for a hand shandy in the shitters.

How's life anyhow? Bet you ended up with a right old bloater. Ha ha. No sorry. But he's lovely. Any little Dicks running around these days?

Anyway, I'm not local anymore. Qualified as a Vet and moved out to Ulan Bator, where I inseminate elephants for a living. Tough work but the money cums in handy, if you know what I mean? ;) Use it to pay for my Mongolian wife, who I met out here at a crispy chicken cooking class (it's amazing how juicy she can keep the breasts). Couldn't be happier. Plus, you'd be surprised how popular Spurs are out here. There's a whole crowd of us. There's Bunnag, Gannag, Billag, Pinnag, Porkbellyag and little Timmy in our supporters club. Timmy is my son, named after club legend Tim Sherwood. We enjoy every game on our little portable black and white TV. The wife has to connect her bicycle to the TV to ride up enough electricity, but she understand the sacrifice.

Be great to hear from you and hopefully see you when I come back for a game in 2024!

Oh, and my wife is also Craig Cuthbert :)
 
Never heard of him, sorry. Perhaps you could try one of the spurs Facebook groups or something? Probably get more luck than an anonymous internet forum
 
Hi all
As a wee lad i lived in waltham abbey and was friends with a craig cuthbert who along with his family were big spurs fans.As we moved down somerset when still a lad lost contact any now many moons later i was hoping someone knows him or craig himself is a member here if so would like to hear from you.
Facebook might be a better option mate :)
Waltham Abbey has a cracking Pie & Mash shop these days.
 
He's not the player he was to be honest , not since the accident & being put on that list
To be honest I'd not heard much about him...
He must've slipped under the radar... but if Poch knows what he wants, then who are we to argue??

I imagine Cuthbert will form part of a formidable dynamic midfield trio alongside Jimmy 'The Myth' Kong and Diego 'The Sock'!
 
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