Just seen this on the Spurs OS:
DANN¥ RO$€
Dynamic, powerfull of himself, verbally attacking turncoat left-back Northerner Danny Rose is from The North. He has risen through the wanks from relative obscurity to decide he has become a star player down South for some tin-pot club and cuntry. But knows his value, and isn't afraid to tell everyone his true worth, even though he isn't in it for the money. Doesn't know anything about his team-mates, as he had to Google most of them. Hails from the North... and can hail a taxi back there too for all we care.
(Trivia fact) Misses his Mum a LOT!
Born in The North: 02 July 1990
Bored: 31 January 2017 onwards
Position: in-defensible
Joined Spurs: 26 July 2007
Height: 6'2" (Billy wears BIG boots!)
Weight (in gold): Hardly worth it...
Previous Clubs: (save you Googling it)
LeedsLeedsLeeds United, Watford (loan), Peterborough United (loan), Bristol City (loan), Sunderland (moan)
$quad number: N/A until Man U come calling!
....no of course not really!
DANN¥ RO$€
Dynamic, powerfull of himself, verbally attacking turncoat left-back Northerner Danny Rose is from The North. He has risen through the wanks from relative obscurity to decide he has become a star player down South for some tin-pot club and cuntry. But knows his value, and isn't afraid to tell everyone his true worth, even though he isn't in it for the money. Doesn't know anything about his team-mates, as he had to Google most of them. Hails from the North... and can hail a taxi back there too for all we care.
(Trivia fact) Misses his Mum a LOT!
Born in The North: 02 July 1990
Bored: 31 January 2017 onwards
Position: in-defensible
Joined Spurs: 26 July 2007
Height: 6'2" (Billy wears BIG boots!)
Weight (in gold): Hardly worth it...
Previous Clubs: (save you Googling it)
LeedsLeedsLeeds United, Watford (loan), Peterborough United (loan), Bristol City (loan), Sunderland (moan)
$quad number: N/A until Man U come calling!
....no of course not really!
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