Dejan Kulusevski

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Absolute cobblers.

Kulu (last season + this): 6G / 9A = 15 (13 last season)
Saka (last season alone): 11G / 7A = 18

Kulu's great. No need for BS.
I can see where he made the mistake as Saka’s first 2 seasons had a total of 14 goal involvements.

Anyone that paid any attention last season would know Saka had enough G/A to make this false.

It takes about 30 seconds to fact check this so pretty embarrassing mistake to make… to post it on a public forum whether it’s Twitter or this site, is just poor.
 
Absolute cobblers.

Kulu (last season + this): 6G / 9A = 15 (13 last season)
Saka (last season alone): 11G / 7A = 18

Kulu's great. No need for BS.
It seems to be a twitter thing. Meant to rile up the opposition. You lose if you fall for it, or try to refute it.
 
Jamie O'Hara says Kulusevski is better than Grealish ... that isn't even a debate is it? He is miles better.
I think it’s fair to say that Kulu has a small sample size and it’s too early to tell whether it’s a purple patch or this is his normal form. He’s only played half a PL season and a lot of players have put up good numbers in half a season.

Most of us watching him regularly can tell that if anything he’s getting better and he’s a player that makes intelligent decisions… and players that make smart decisions don’t suddenly lose that ability.
 
Hey I'm not the original poster
I just thought it was funny
Had a good chuckle seeing people freak out in the comments section

Not a surprise .. Woolwich fans are very touchy with Saka because he's one of their few players who actually justifies the hype, unlike someone like Odegaard. They better enjoy it while it lasts as he's nailed on to move to City or Liverpool in the next 2-3 years.
 
Souness has warmed up to Spurs on TS. He spoke very well of us a week ago as well. Very strange considering he always slated us (like Roy Keane) simply because we didn't sign him in his playing days, which was a big mistake.

It’s nothing to do with that, Keane and Souness talk a lot of sense. They tell the hard truths that people don’t want to hear. Everything Keane has said about us was spot on. People would do well to listen to souness, he talks the most sense out of most of the so called pundits out there.
 
Even Blue Moon posters are comparing him to De Bruyne which just shows we’re not getting too ahead of ourselves here.

I know we shouldn’t care too much about rival fans opinion but it’s rare that a big 6 club fanbase will acknowledge another’s player and comp them to their own superstar in a positive light.
“He’s almost as ginger, if not more.”
 
I have had Kulusevski going around in my head to the tune of 'Joe Le Taxi' this morning and I don't know why. In the interest of catharsis, I've found the translation in an effort to find a decent chant.

In the interest of all that is good and holy, I've gone no further.

In case you're feeling inspired:

Here's an English translation:

Joe the Taxi (Kulusevski)
Doesn't go everywhere
Doesn't go by the soda
His yellow Saxo
Knows all the roads by heart
All the little bars
All the dark corners
And the Seine
And its bridges that shimmer
In his box (caisse)
The music for Joe
Is the rhumba
From old rock to mambo

Joe the taxi
That's his life
From rum to mambo
Traffic jam**
He's like that
Rum and mambo
Joe, Joe, Joe...

In his box [cha-cha-cha]
The music of Joe sounds [cha-cha-cha]
It's the rhumba [cha-cha-cha]
From old rock to fake mambo [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, Joe [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, Joe [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, darkness***
In the night, toward the Amazon [cha-cha-cha]
Joe the taxi
And Xavier Cugat
Joe the taxi
And Yma Sumac****
Joe, Joe, Joe...

Joe the taxi
That's his life
From rum to mambo
Traffic jam
Joe the taxi
And the mariachis
Joe the taxi [cha-cha-cha]
And the cha-cha-chi [cha-cha-cha]
Joe the taxi [cha-cha-cha]
And the cha-cha-chi [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, Joe [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, darkness [cha-cha-cha]
In the night, toward the Amazon [cha-cha-cha]
Joe the taxi [cha-cha-cha]
And the cha-cha-chi [cha-cha-cha]
Joe the taxi...
 
I have had Kulushevski going around in my head to the tune of 'Joe Le Taxi' this morning and I don't know why. In the interest of catharsis, I've found the translation in an effort to find a decent chant.

In the interest of all that is good and holy, I've gone no further.

In case you're feeling inspired:

Here's an English translation:

Joe the Taxi (Kulushevski)
Doesn't go everywhere
Doesn't go by the soda
His yellow Saxo
Knows all the roads by heart
All the little bars
All the dark corners
And the Seine
And its bridges that shimmer
In his box (caisse)
The music for Joe
Is the rhumba
From old rock to mambo

Joe the taxi
That's his life
From rum to mambo
Traffic jam**
He's like that
Rum and mambo
Joe, Joe, Joe...

In his box [cha-cha-cha]
The music of Joe sounds [cha-cha-cha]
It's the rhumba [cha-cha-cha]
From old rock to fake mambo [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, Joe [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, Joe [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, darkness***
In the night, toward the Amazon [cha-cha-cha]
Joe the taxi
And Xavier Cugat
Joe the taxi
And Yma Sumac****
Joe, Joe, Joe...

Joe the taxi
That's his life
From rum to mambo
Traffic jam
Joe the taxi
And the mariachis
Joe the taxi [cha-cha-cha]
And the cha-cha-chi [cha-cha-cha]
Joe the taxi [cha-cha-cha]
And the cha-cha-chi [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, Joe [cha-cha-cha]
Come on, darkness [cha-cha-cha]
In the night, toward the Amazon [cha-cha-cha]
Joe the taxi [cha-cha-cha]
And the cha-cha-chi [cha-cha-cha]
Joe the taxi...
Why would we call him Kulushevski when his name is Kulusevski?
 
Dejan, You really got us going
You got us scoring every minute now
Dejan, You really got us going
Scoring more and more each game we play in now (faster)
Dee Jan Kulu Sev Ski
You really got me
Dee Jan Kulu Sev Ski


Works, he deserves a real cool song. Actually he has that one, but deserves two!
 
Dejan, You really got us going
You got us scoring every minute now
Dejan, You really got us going
Scoring more and more each game we play in now (faster)
Dee Jan Kulu Sev Ski
You really got me
Dee Jan Kulu Sev Ski


Works, he deserves a real cool song. Actually he has that one, but deserves two!
I think you need to be more realistic about what we are likely to sing.

Something like:

Dejan.. Woo..ooo.

He came from Juventus

And now he plays for us

Wooo...oooo

Or something equally awful.
 
I think you need to be more realistic about what we are likely to sing.

Something like:

Dejan.. Woo..ooo.

He came from Juventus

And now he plays for us

Wooo...oooo

Or something equally awful.
Surprised I’ve not heard the obvious yet, This is crying out for Rod Stewart ‘Do you think I’m Sexy’

If your left backs dodgy
We’ve got Kulusevski
Come on Deki score a goal!

If we really need goals
We’ve got Kulusevski
Come on Deki score a goal!

Naa-naa-naa naaaaaa naaaaaaa
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
 
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