Describe how much of a wanker Gary Neville is in 5 words or less

[Nutter-Naylor]

I'm jealous of all the people that have never heard of him.

A northern wankstain and skidmark.

 

[Alli-Luya]

Wankiest wanker of them all.

 

[Bazali]

Fourteen year olds facial hair

Bum fluff Manc gob shite

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

Falsely high opinion of himself

 

[Murphy]

Penis Snake ll​

What the fuck is that

 

[ArcspacE]

Gooner maggot troll cunt CUNT

 

[cretinousgoat]

Big nosed cock juggling thundercunt

 

[cretinousgoat]

One of the only good things about Kane fucking off to City is that the Manure fans will blow a fuse about Neville's role in it all. He was fine fucking over Spurs because he is a spiteful little shit, but now it is looking unlikely he will double down on doing what he did to get him to Manure instead.



I have literally no idea about the WC but much like his hatred of the proposed ESL, I'm going to assume his criticism of the world cup means his employer don't have the rights to broadcast it.

That's 98 words. Get out

 

[cretinousgoat]

I actually like him, he's certainly raised the bar of punditry and analysis, the bar was on the floor mind.

The problem I have with him is twofold:

1/ There's too much of him - Co-comms, Studio Pundit, Pitchside pundit (pre & post games), MNF, own podcast/show, own newspaper Column, plus many more bits throughout the week.
2/ Abuse of the above media position to further the narrative in favour of Utd. - Specifically a) in reducing the expectation of Utd, whilst increasing the expectation on rival contenders. b) The blatant tapping up of rival players/managers. His pursuit of Poch was a one-man campaign, it was so obsessive he would talk about it whilst being on co-coms for a Brighton v Wolves match, it was so bad that even their own fans commented on it!

It's this last point that caused me to turn on him though.....................

Mum should've kept the stork.

152 words. You can get out too

 

[mummy]

What the fuck is that

It's Gary Neville.

 

[Barmby]

I quite like him really.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

I quite like him really.

 

[peter merison]

cock juggling thunder cunt

 

[mummy]

cock juggling thunder cunt

...or spankwangling cockwomble

 

[cretinousgoat]

Big nosed cock juggling thundercunt

cock juggling thunder cunt

Copy cat

 

[Airfixx]

Shit gargling wank-mitten scumbag weasel

 

[Airfixx]

Second hand pedo's jiz rag.

 

[PowPowspur]

I quite like him really.

Bin vote cast!

Legitimately too.

 

[cretinousgoat]

I quite like him really.

I missed this.

GTFO man. I too have put in a foul vote!

 

[TonySoprano]

I quite like him really.

Quality trolling right here.