Emerson Royal

[Merl]

Abysmal performance

 

[tommyboyspurs]

fuck off you useless lump of shit

 

[Distaste for scouse]

Shambolic, probably the worst performance from a right back ever. And considering I've seen Doherty play that's some statement.

I'd put Doherty back in

 

[Steed_Train]

I’ve been the most patient man in the world with royal but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

He’s fucking shit

Barcelona must be laughing their ass off

 

[thinktank]

Very concerned, if Paratici thinks this is the 'quality' needed here.

 

[LEGO Boy]

Yep, seen enough now. Not good at all. Certainly not a wing back.

 

[Steed_Train]

Very concerned, if Paratici thinks this is the 'quality' needed here.

Tbf Bentancur looked immediately better.

 

[Stateside Spur]

I've been a lurker on this site for years to get more in depth information on my beloved Spurs which is hard to find in the states.

Congratulations Emerson, your performance has caused me so much distress I've felt the need to compromise my lurker status.

A fucking double amputee has a better touch.

 

[bonaspur23]

I don't want to overreact due to emotion, so I've taken the last 30 minutes to gather my thoughts and give a level headed evaluation of Emerson Royal:

Spoiler: Measured assessment of Emerson

He is the worst fucking player I've ever seen in the starting XI for Spurs.

 

[OffTheBench]

Royal and Sanchez defending crosses together make the Chuckle Brothers look organised. And yes I'm aware one is dead.

 

[thinktank]

Tbf Bentancur looked immediately better.

Apart from Romero, looks like he might be the one truly workable player he's brought in.

Still concerned about his mobility, but he understands the game and looks good, technically.

 

[FightingIllini]

Royal and Sanchez defending crosses together make the Chuckle Brothers look organised. And yes I'm aware one is dead.

They were a masterclass in defending crosses compared to their buildup play under pressure.

 

[Steed_Train]

When you’re thinking “should we start Doherty” you know it’s bad

 

[Paxman]

I’ve given this waste of space the benefit of the doubt while others I know said he is shit.

Finally, had enough.

Another snivelling coward in our ranks

 

[Deuterz]

It really does take a special kind of player to make someone pine for Aurier.

 

[Shadydan]

Good Lord, he's bad - Michael Jackson bad.

Can't start again this season, Doherty at least offers more even though he's technically inept.

What the hell has happened to our RB options in the last few years?

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

You know I don't like digging out players. This lad seems nice. But he is terrible. Now the rash reaction will be Doherty but its wrong. Whoever plays RB in the youth setup has to be promoted.

 

[Yid91]

Every opposing team targets him and attacks down that side. Says it all! Him combined with Sanchez at RCB is a match made in hell.

 

[Merl]

You know it's bad when people are calling for Doherty to replace him

 

[matspur]

Good Lord, he's bad - Michael Jackson bad.

Can't start again this season, Doherty at least offers more even though he's technically inept.

What the hell has happened to our RB options in the last few years?

And yet they used to say it was the easiest position to play on the pitch