****England v Italy Euros FINAL 11/07/21 8pm*****

[fogueres]

Isn't that dinner time in Italy?

In Italy we have dinner at 8 pm or 9 pm

 

[cretinousgoat]

In Italy we have dinner at 8 pm or 9 pm

Fuck is wrong with you. That's pre-sleep wank time for me

 

[fogueres]

If Italy had a Harry Kane, they'd be near unstoppable.

Fortunately they've got that bag of wank, Immobile.

Immobile plays worse than Vieri blindfolded

 

[Mick Cooper]

And the mandolin? In Italy we all play the mandolin, whistle at women in the street and dress up as ancient Romans

Isn't siesta Spanish?

 

[fogueres]

Fuck is wrong with you. That's pre-sleep wank time for me

Masturbation is having sex with someone you really respect

 

[fogueres]

Isn't siesta Spanish?

The siesta is Spanish and Mexican. If possible with a big hat in front of the door of the house

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

And the mandolin? In Italy we all play the mandolin, whistle at women in the street and dress up as ancient Romans

I assumed you did that while eating.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Isn't siesta Spanish?

Riposo.

 

[pleb]

Come on

 

[Mick Cooper]

Riposo.

My Italian is limited to "please excuse me, I'm drunk" and " where is the toilet?"

 

[fogueres]

I assumed you did that while eating.

Clearly!

 

[Fattynomates]

It's only fear or a stupendous Italy performance that sees this game lost.

So much has gone exactly the right way, somewhat unlike previous tournaments, that it seems destined.

What follows if we win will be interesting and undoubtedly a little nauseating....

Look what Brexit has brought us,, one of the World's best vaccination programmes and a first football tournament triumph in nearly 60 years.

That is one of and maybe the single reason to dread victory.

I’m confused how you can mention Brexit and dreading us winning? It’s fucking football , stop bringing politics into it! If we win I will just fucking enjoy it as should everyone else

 

[Ginolaflair]

Fuck is wrong with you. That's pre-sleep wank time for me

For me that's pre wank sleep time!

 

[fogueres]

 

[fogueres]

 

[Bow Lockes]

Sad little country lol

In your head rent free forever hahahahahaha

 

[Zest]

All of us that wake up at 4am PST for the kickoff agrees

No PVR's in the USA? Fair play though!

 

[Nuts]

A gift for photoshop.

 

[Barmby]

For those of us who still get slightly teary at the memory of Italia 90.

 

[Fattynomates]

I never thought it was coming home before the tournament started , i thought we would win the groups but go out against the first decent team, but now if it doesn’t come home I’m going to be absolutely devastated! It’s a funny old game ain’t it!