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I heard it was caused by the ENIC in brigade wanking furiously at our property portfolio ?
Always loved the old joke.
"Maurice, sorry to hear about the fire."
"Shhh, it's next week!"
Was there today for a stadium tour. We rolled up and the fire engines were there and all the staff were outside!
It wasn't a practice one the tour guides said but i think all it did was hold up the tours before us, our one started at 11 as planned.
Tour was great, best bit was the tiles they put in to echo you shouting from one side of the pitch back to you. There were about 30 of us doing it and it definitely works really noticeably well.
It wasn't a practice one the tour guides said but i think all it did was hold up the tours before us, our one started at 11 as planned.
Tour was great, best bit was the tiles they put in to echo you shouting from one side of the pitch back to you. There were about 30 of us doing it and it definitely works really noticeably well.
Burned to the ground....
:tanguyhuh:
It was actually caused by some of the more militant members of the Anti Levy cult burning their season tickets.
Half a cup of cold tea was enough to douse the flames
It was actually caused via a number of faulty electric razors from the club shop
They were being used outside the stadium by the Enic In brigade who were shaving their heads in tribute to the great man
Can’t be Paratici. Doesn't have a phone to his ear.Paratici in his office.
Rumours have it that a team of firemen had to hold back sobbing emotional ‘enic in’ personnel. Who were trying to run in to the burning blaze to save levy.
“If he burns, we burn!”
Sissokos on fire!
Your defence is terrified!
Oh na na na na na!
Your defence is terrified!
Oh na na na na na!