Erm, hate to interrupt but the stadium is on fire..

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scott

Enic/Levy cultists .. wrong for over a decade!
I heard it was caused by the ENIC in brigade wanking furiously at our property portfolio ?
Rumours have it that a team of firemen had to hold back sobbing emotional ‘enic in’ personnel. Who were trying to run in to the burning blaze to save levy.
:angryscouser: “If he burns, we burn!”

🔥💷 :levywtf: 💰 🔥
 

Danboy Totter

Property Portfolio FC - ENIC FC TIL I DIE
I heard it was caused by the ENIC in brigade wanking furiously at our property portfolio ?
It was actually caused via a number of faulty electric razors from the club shop

They were being used outside the stadium by the Enic In brigade who were shaving their heads in tribute to the great man
 
It was actually caused via a number of faulty electric razors from the club shop

They were being used outside the stadium by the Enic In brigade who were shaving their heads in tribute to the great man
It was actually caused by some of the more militant members of the Anti Levy cult burning their season tickets.

Half a cup of cold tea was enough to douse the flames
 

scott

Enic/Levy cultists .. wrong for over a decade!
It was actually caused via a number of faulty electric razors from the club shop

They were being used outside the stadium by the Enic In brigade who were shaving their heads in tribute to the great man
:levylol:No money back, no guarantees!
 

Danboy Totter

Property Portfolio FC - ENIC FC TIL I DIE
It was actually caused by some of the more militant members of the Anti Levy cult burning their season tickets.

Half a cup of cold tea was enough to douse the flames
I heard that the club sold the cup of tea to the Fire brigade cheap in light of the desperate circumstances

only £10
 

scott

Enic/Levy cultists .. wrong for over a decade!
BREAKING NEWS: Several members of the 'ENIC OUT' Society have combusted in fury at the Amazon Stadium. The fire service said "we suspect they were virgins".
You lie! I know for a fact one of my fellow enic out members has a child!
 

scott

Enic/Levy cultists .. wrong for over a decade!
luvvly jubbly
I vaguely remember an episode where they do there own London bus tour. So I am sure levy can trick tourists & millennials in to believing that this is where the ‘Great fire of London’ started.
:levywtf: “A common misconception is the fire started in a bakery. But it was actually in our cheese room”
 

Zest

Freedom from Samsara
Rumours have it that a team of firemen had to hold back sobbing emotional ‘enic in’ personnel. Who were trying to run in to the burning blaze to save levy.
:angryscouser: “If he burns, we burn!”

🔥💷 :levywtf: 💰 🔥
Where as Unk Joe just wanted the safe saved, it was £2k cheaper for non-fire proof, after all.
 

Danboy Totter

Property Portfolio FC - ENIC FC TIL I DIE
I vaguely remember an episode where they do there own London bus tour. So I am sure levy can trick tourists & millennials in to believing that this is where the ‘Great fire of London’ started.
:levywtf: “A common misconception is the fire started in a bakery. But it was actually in our cheese room”
yep indeed

A slow bus to chingford
 
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