France under Deschamps:
- Average at WC 2014...beaten in quarter finals...but yeah first tourney and all that
- Average at Euros 2016...beaten by a poor

in the final, knowing CR7 went off injured after bare mins
- Won WC 2018 but yeah, easy enough run to the final, never set the world alight en route and gifties from the refs vs

- Awful at Euros 2020...drew vs

, knocked out by a much poorer

than its current iteration
- WC 2022: were getting battered by the Ozzies before they tired, struggled to beat

, lost to

(lol), Bappe saved them vs

, mad lucky vs

, struggled again vs

...then in the final they were atrocious for 80ish mins before Bappe woke up and got a hat trick...but still lost to

, who weren't even that good themselves
- Friggin awful in 2024, one of the most boring France sides I can remember. Shoulda drawn vs

, lost to

(Simons' goal shoulda stood)...so maybe not even come out the group. Shit vs

, Deschamps trademark borefest vs

, soundly beaten by

who weren't even at their best
If this was club football, he'd have been sacked ages ago. But man's got loads of friends in the media and at the French FA. They say he got brilliant results but man won one trophy out of six major tourneys. Despite having some crazy good generations to work with, insane talent levels, brilliant younguns...90% of France's games under his tenure have been awful to watch. Got his ass saved so many times by Hugo, Varane, Pogba, Griezmann, Giroud and Bappe.