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This tap in bollocks is disingenuous nonsense. Good strikers are intelligent, make intelligent runs and movement to find space, often moving defenders one way before shifting the other to get into the space created.

Strikers are not tap in, penalty taking merchants. They work just as hard to perfect their art in the same way midfielders, defenders and goalkeepers do. The best players work tirelessly on their game irrespective of position and a top draw striker is worth his weight in gold. Conte knows this and knows exactly what he has in Kane - a world class uber striker he can build a team around. I doubt he'd have come without him being here to be honest.
 
Fans here sure are getting cocky after Kane scores 1 goal on 10 shots against Leicesters B team

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Jimenez is a better striker
I'm not wrong. I said Kane would put up similar numbers to Jimenez this season.

Kane is the English Jimenez. Except Jimenez is more clinical.

Jimenez
4 goals
2 assists
11% shot conversion
5 big chances missed
-0.5 goals under xG

Kane
5 goals
2 assists
8% shot conversion
10 big chances missed
-3.2 goals under xG
 
Absolutely true.

But having similar ratio over 4x more games is more impressive.
Also the fact that one has managed to pull his team into CL final with scoring in every previous round. Other ... hasn't...
One playing for year in and year out the top team in the country alongside other top players and one not.
I think H's record is more impressive.
 
I'm not wrong. I said Kane would put up similar numbers to Jimenez this season.

Kane is the English Jimenez. Except Jimenez is more clinical.

Jimenez
4 goals
2 assists
11% shot conversion
5 big chances missed
-0.5 goals under xG

Kane
5 goals
2 assists
8% shot conversion
10 big chances missed
-3.2 goals under xG

Oh god even I didn't think you'd melt down this fast when Kane was back in form!
 
Oh god even I didn't think you'd melt down this fast when Kane was back in form!
"I can't believe Jimenez actually has similar stats as Kane this season. I have to reply to Ndombadboy's comment because it triggers me. But I'm going to act as if I'm not triggered by it and try to use reverse psychology to show him a lesson. That'll teach him!!!"

:dembelelol:
 
"I can't believe Jimenez actually has similar stats as Kane this season. I have to reply to Ndombadboy's comment because it triggers me. But I'm going to act as if I'm not triggered by it and try to use reverse psychology to show him a lesson. That'll teach him!!!"

:dembelelol:

You must feel so lonely without your trolling buddy.

Kane took most of the season of after blatantly being fucked off due to not getting his move/Nuno being appointed, so turned up in the worst form we've ever seen him in. And he still has more goals than Jimenez.

Kane will be clear of Jimenez by a whole bunch of goals by the season ends. Under Conte he's started scoring almost every game of late, as well as grabbing assists. You wanna take that bet? How about if I'm right you fuck off back to Woolwich Mania where you belong?
 
Kane took most of the season of after blatantly being fucked off due to not getting his move/Nuno being appointed, so turned up in the worst form we've ever seen him in. And he still has more goals than Jimenez.
He has 1 goal more than a guy that nearly died from a head injury and a player that didn't play for almost a full season...

Go cry about it.


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KaneDomBadBoy KaneDomBadBoy Can't handle it. His partner in crime can't back him up and the other couple of people who were semi agreeing with him have abandoned him as well. Now he's just left to post the same boring stats over and over and over as his claims are obliterated before his eyes.

It's beautiful.
*Can't actually refute Ndombadboy's argument and pretends to not be actually affected/triggered by his comments. Proceeds to divert the situation by replying to other users.
 
It would be more beautiful if they fucking didn't do it lol

Honestly maybe it's just me but I find it hilarious. It's going to be even more satisfying to watch him flap and reach as hard as he can to discredit Kane for the rest of the season, because this form is only going to get better long term.
 
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