And g d said you will be punished for swearing so loud when watching the football last week!
I said no father! I'm sorry but winksy played the worst ball I've ever seen and I played 40 years of Sunday league.
And g d said but your faith must stay strong and I have forbid swearing before the kids bedtime so you will be punished!
I said fine father how shall I be punished
G d said you have two options, you can go to the pub and watch the game and I will have winksy start again or you will sit at home and watch a video of yourself been utterly buggered by the world's biggest dildo.
I went to the door and g d said: so you have chosen the pub? I said no, I'm going out to get the lube.
I said no father! I'm sorry but winksy played the worst ball I've ever seen and I played 40 years of Sunday league.
And g d said but your faith must stay strong and I have forbid swearing before the kids bedtime so you will be punished!
I said fine father how shall I be punished
G d said you have two options, you can go to the pub and watch the game and I will have winksy start again or you will sit at home and watch a video of yourself been utterly buggered by the world's biggest dildo.
I went to the door and g d said: so you have chosen the pub? I said no, I'm going out to get the lube.
