Have we signed Diaz yet?

[cretinousgoat]

Can you absolute cunts stop creating a thread for every player we are linked to, it's a curse.

This.

Perma bans for the next wanker to do so.

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

Rivaldo sent a nice letter too.

 

[Zest]

No, you moron, we haven’t.

And we never will. So stop being an idiot and get out of this thread

Yes we will. Every player wants to work under a coach who has won the title 5 of his last 7 seasons (some shit like that I read)...

Joe just has to get the cheque book out, dust off some bullion, sell a painting or two, and it's all there for us, right now.

 

[yes]

What would be really good is if someone could comment on how it's all a trick for the 5th post in a row.

No worries.

It’s all just a smokescreen. Levy has no intention on signing Diaz. It’s just a ploy to make people think that he’s ambitious and cares about on-field success.

 

[LEGO Boy]

I don't believe there is a genuine desire to sign this guy at all.

 

[VoiceOfThePoshSeats]

Im going to ignore ENIC mouthpiece gold and go with the Portuguese press that he isnt interested.

 

[zin]

Just to pull all those that were out back in...

You understand yesterday's news is fucking old right?

 

[Kiwi]

Can sanchez do a sanctioned medical?

 

[Juno]

He was probably shit anyway. Has any Colombian ever been a success in England? I’m adopting the approach we’ve dodged a bullet here.

Onwards and upwards to the next target.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

I think you'd be surprised, there's actually a surprisingly high amount of Columbian hookers in the UK who've done very well for themselves. Apparently.

Bruh DM me.....

 

[Lenny Hatchet]

The bonus part is bollocks in our case . The selling club have gathered we will never meet them.
Just wishful thinking.
We offered far less as we always do , a punt in price but a serious club stepped in and payed what they wanted
Besides price Levy has made us a very unattractive club for any good player to sign for if there is an alternative.

 

[cretinousgoat]

 

[kingdawson]

This.
Is.
Bollocks.

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

Supporting Tottenham be like

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

Surely it's a win/win for you.....?

If not; how do you reconcile Spurs nicking one of Porto's finest?

I don’t want him to leave till June. But if he as to leave…

 

[Dudski]

What would be really good is if someone could comment on how it's all a trick for the 5th post in a row.

But how do we know that you're not a plant who has been sent here to, by power of suggestion, induce another post about how it's all a trick. (Oh, no, it's working).

 

[Airfixx]

But how do we know that you're not a plant who has been sent here to, by power of suggestion, induce another post about how it's all a trick. (Oh, no, it's working).

 

[Zest]

Diaz allows an injury to Son or Kane to not decimate our attacking stats/potential.

 

[Cranston]

He’s obviously very gifted, it’s just recruitment in a position where we already have good players.

We’re so lacking in other areas it’s an odd, if welcome, attempt.

 

[Knightbillynick]

We already have Son, Gil and Bergjwin who play left sided attack. This doesn't feel like a priority for January.

Don't worry we won't be signing him. It's the bald cunts PR team putting it out there so the Levy fanboys can play with their little acorns only to be told on the 31st that we ran out if time.