Have we signed Messi yet?

[SadlerTHFC]

That's right. Deal with it.

 

[Sanchez18]

no. Project the signing of messi in 3-4 years. That is what it usually takes me in FIFA to either get him or gain enough money to get him.

 

[pdxspur]

eh, no thanks. His elbows are too pointy.

 

[lovetheshirt]

No. Don't want any criminals playing in our shirt thank you very much.

 

[Gothamizm]

Reports out of Spain that he took growth hormone clearly labelled for Lennon. The bastard.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Straight swap for Dempsey?
Oh yeah, forgot, we're doing the whole US commercial thing. We'll stick with Dempsey then. Never liked Messi anyway, always fucking scoring. Selfish cunt.

 

[Someareteeth]

Who?

 

[TED]

Fucking ankle biting midget

 

[Smoked Salmon]

Not good enough.

 

[ArcspacE]

Forever in Ronaldo's shadow

 

[ChickenTonight]

Too tippy tappy.

 

[Pyro_era]

I dunno, I think he would be good competition for Defoe and Adebayor.

 

[Biff]

Just a shit Jose Dominguez IMO

 

[pleb]

500 million Euros release clause in his contract-Question is can we afford him???

 

[ArtyB]

 

[owny]

Can he play as a striker?

 

[Éperons]

I was hoping for someone a bit beefier with perhaps the ability to leap for headers. Pass.

 

[GeorgeKirchner7]

The deal is close. Expect an announcement soon. Probably within the next few days/years.
ITK.

 

[Abbey Yid]

Couldn't hack it on a cold rainy night at Stoke.

 

[Cripps14]

Couldn't hack it on a cold rainy Tuesday night at Stoke.

You forgot to specify which day of the week it would be rainy in Stoke.