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[S.L.R]

I started thinking about the biggest collection of cunts that could be formed as a first XI. I came up with:


.............Rapist van Persie......Suarez.............


El Hadj Diouf.......Wilshite...........Barton.......Nani


Cole..........Terry.............. ...........Koscielny


............................Scezsny............................


I had trouble at right back. Maybe I was having a mental block or it is just a position more cunty players don't like. I boiled it down to Koscielny (changed from Sagna) over Chimbonda out of the fact Koscielny plays for the scum.

Also I didn't include players who have left England e.g. Ronaldo was a possibility on the right wing.

 

[drwinston001]

I wondered about the RB slot. As strange as this may sound, especially considering his time at WHL I'd put Carr there. People often forget how he left us saying he wanted to go to a bigger club where he could compete for trophies which was never going to happen as Spurs (he was right at the time but we didn't need reminding or being called a small club). One of my great pleasures in life is seeing him play and remembering how he left to win fuck all.

 

[drwinston001]

oh in the keeper position how about Mark Bosnich?

knocked Jurgen out and did the Nazi salute.

 

[Thelonious]

Lucas Neill?

 

[S.L.R]

Good suggestions really and since they get in, I guess there's no point leaving Ronaldo out based on him playing in Spain now.

...............Rapist........Suarez................


Diouf........Wilshite.......Barton..........Ronaldo


Cole...........Terry......... .........Neill

.....................Bosnich...........................


What a bunch of cunts.

 

[YidoBuckler]

Lehmann for keeper. He is/was a right cunt.

 

[Thelonious]

The annoying thing is that team is pretty decent

 

[S.L.R]

Let's just replace it with Stoke.