I hate linking to the Daily Fail, but the line I have highlighted in this article made me laugh:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...buying-ex-Chelsea-man-Tottenham-fan-view.html
"Next time you watch Woolwich and Spurs, take a look at the starting positions of their goalkeepers in open play.
You'll see Cech somewhere around his six yard line or penalty spot at a push, probably concentrating on how his safety hat looks on his dangerously vulnerable head. But when you see Hugo, he's on his toes, leaning forward on his 18-yard line, wondering how he can next get involved in play and cut out the danger coming his way."