If it came down to it.... (bit of fun)

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Which would you rather if you had to choose a reality


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Thelonious

The Fighting Cock
Thelonious World Peace
this isn't fun, you lied.

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So, bored of the 'I want this person as manager' threads, and normally we end up with someone we don't want anyway, so for a change I thought it'd be funny to look at the "I REALLY wouldn't want that" list!

I've done some photo editing for effect!

If it came down to it, and you had to choose a reality to exist in from this summer onwards, which would it be?

Of course neither answer is particularly right, or appealing, but it'd be interesting to see what people would potentially take in order to have a Tim-free future...

So this scenario is this: Tim convinces Daniel Levy that it's not him - the team is just awful - no world class players & bad attitudes. Daniel takes note and makes a decision:

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a) Daniel decides that Tim is worth giving more time to, he gives him chance to buy some world class players and remodel the squad.

or DL terminates Tim's contract. The board decide they've had enough of "no PL experience" and the most successful manager they employed was one who cut his teeth in the bottom orifices of the league, battling relegation. The decide on a Redknapp 2.0.


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b) They hire Sam Allardyce. Much experience in trying to polish a maroon coloured turd, did a decent job at Blackburn and has spent his career trying to control dickheads - after all, Tim said the team is full of them and it's easier to hire someone to control them than to sell the entire squad.

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c) They hire Tony Pulis. A Welsh relegation-miracle-worker who was Redknapp's replacement when he left Bournemouth. Won a few promotions in his time and did "okay" at Stoke, with much experience of working with shit unwanted Spurs players.



You have to choose! Which one is the lesser of the evils?
 
So, bored of the 'I want this person as manager' threads, and normally we end up with someone we don't want anyway, so for a change I thought it'd be funny to look at the "I REALLY wouldn't want that" list!

I've done some photo editing for effect!

If it came down to it, and you had to choose a reality to exist in from this summer onwards, which would it be?

Of course neither answer is particularly right, or appealing, but it'd be interesting to see what people would potentially take in order to have a Tim-free future...

So this scenario is this: Tim convinces Daniel Levy that it's not him - the team is just awful - no world class players & bad attitudes. Daniel takes note and makes a decision:

_72033084_sherwood_reuters1.jpg

a) Daniel decides that Tim is worth giving more time to, he gives him chance to buy some world class players and remodel the squad.

or DL terminates Tim's contract. The board decide they've had enough of "no PL experience" and the most successful manager they employed was one who cut his teeth in the bottom orifices of the league, battling relegation. The decide on a Redknapp 2.0.


mjlt78.jpg

b) They hire Sam Allardyce. Much experience in trying to polish a maroon coloured turd, did a decent job at Blackburn and has spent his career trying to control dickheads - after all, Tim said the team is full of them and it's easier to hire someone to control them than to sell the entire squad.

pulis.jpg

c) They hire Tony Pulis. A Welsh relegation-miracle-worker who was Redknapp's replacement when he left Bournemouth. Won a few promotions in his time and did "okay" at Stoke, with much experience of working with shit unwanted Spurs players.



You have to choose! Which one is the lesser of the evils?

This is like that thing where you are up to your neck in Jizz, and someone throws some shit at you. You either duck or take the shit full on in the face.

Also the photoshopping of our crest onto those anti football clog merchants made me throw up in my mouth a little.
 

Mrs Perryman

Supporter
I'm a Cockney Malteser 👑
I thought this might be a bit more fun if we change it to "Snog, Marry, Avoid" ..... so I would snog Timmie, Marry Track Suit Tony and avoid Fat Sam.
Actually out of the three options, I chose Pulis as well, quite easily really.... at least we would never get relegated! Mind you, if he was ever going to break his duck, it would be as Spurs manager - proper Spursey
 
if this shit going to happen
please kill me..just kill me !!!!!!!!!!!
:lamelawtf::lamelashock:

Death is not an option. The angel of football fate has you in a headlock... you must choose!

Long ball tactics or "I don't do tictacs"
 
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